Sarah Palin The Movie: When She Met It Was Murder

“HI, I’m John McCain, and I look after the Palins … which ain’t easy as when they met it was MURDER!

Mr. Palin, Todd, is a self-made man who excels at everything, skiing, driving, deep sea diving, polar bear riding, toboggan racing … gee, I could go on and on…but let me say that he has the extremely good sense … and great taste to choose as his wife, the gorgeous Mrs. P, Sarah, a lady who can really take care of herself.

Well, actually, that’s just as well, because their hobby seems to be MURDER!.

Trouble seems to just follow them, and poor Bristol, that’s Mrs. Hart’s delectable little pet, and a real pal of mine, and sometimes I have to lead a helping hand … after all, that’s what friends are for isn’t it?

Anyway, I must get on as I have to prepare lunch now, just for Bristol and me of course, Mr. and Mrs. Hart are off politicking as usual.”

Anorak

Posted: 26th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink