Spice Girl Mel B Auctions Off Her Former Selves

“I HOPE that people have fun bidding for piece of me,” says Mel C, the former Spice Girl and Carol Jackson acolyte.

Old Mr Anorak has always quote fancied Mel’s left bosom as a novelty soap dispenser.

And he and you can bid for that and more. Also up for sale is “the designer frock she wore when she met Nelson Mandela.”

It’s a nice enough belt, but if Anorak collected an item from every celebrity who has met the former South African leader, we’d need more closet space than the Prince Edward dance ensemble.

So bid, now and bid often. But take care that you don’t take home something you have no sue for, like former version of Mel…

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Posted: 26th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink