WHY will the new google phone be a hit? Easy: porn:
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October 26th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Just got a new google phone, but have not figured out how to watch porn on it yet… can anyone help me out
September 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Laydees and gentlemen…a big hand for my drummer and right-hand man, Harry Palm.
I wouldn’t be where I am today without him….what do you mean this isn’t an opticians? Oh, alright then, I’ll have two mince pies and a slice of Russian cake please.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Which is why I always give my measurements in cubits. Badom-pom-tsch!
[Seriously though, size DOES matter, but the laydees don't like me flashing the light in their eyes to measure post-coital pupil dilation. Badom-pom-tsch! Oh! I'm on fire!]
September 26th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Oooh! I like my chances on a 3″ screen. I mean, how big could a wrinkle be?
Of course, it will be interesting to see what you lot make of it. One of the things that always cracked me up when I was teaching people to estimate, is that men ALWAYS over-estimated the length of an inch.
September 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Porn? On a 3.2 inch screen? Great, another way to go blind.
At least the crappy 3.2 megapixel camera and it’s lack of video functionality means there’ll be little opportunity for it’s users to make homebrew feelth.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
voice-activation would be no good - too much tremor in the tone…..
September 26th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Looks as if Google has recognised the extraordinary impact of the Anorak-Gooseberry(tm) on women everywhere, and is trying to replicate our success for the male of the species.
I’m assuming that there will be a hands-free functionality…
September 26th, 2008 at 11:58 am
pocket porn eh? there’ll be a lot more fiddling in the trousers going on, and not just to get hold of the phone…