Comments on: The Google Phone Is For Porn

By: GIuser

GIuser — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:03:47 +0000

Just got a new google phone, but have not figured out how to watch porn on it yet… can anyone help me out

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:25:44 +0000

Laydees and gentlemen…a big hand for my drummer and right-hand man, Harry Palm.

I wouldn’t be where I am today without him….what do you mean this isn’t an opticians? Oh, alright then, I’ll have two mince pies and a slice of Russian cake please.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:20:14 +0000

Which is why I always give my measurements in cubits. Badom-pom-tsch!

[Seriously though, size DOES matter, but the laydees don't like me flashing the light in their eyes to measure post-coital pupil dilation. Badom-pom-tsch! Oh! I'm on fire!]

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:43:14 +0000

Oooh! I like my chances on a 3″ screen. I mean, how big could a wrinkle be?

Of course, it will be interesting to see what you lot make of it. One of the things that always cracked me up when I was teaching people to estimate, is that men ALWAYS over-estimated the length of an inch.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:31:11 +0000

Porn? On a 3.2 inch screen? Great, another way to go blind.

At least the crappy 3.2 megapixel camera and it’s lack of video functionality means there’ll be little opportunity for it’s users to make homebrew feelth.

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:11:22 +0000

voice-activation would be no good - too much tremor in the tone…..

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:10:50 +0000

Looks as if Google has recognised the extraordinary impact of the Anorak-Gooseberry(tm) on women everywhere, and is trying to replicate our success for the male of the species.

I’m assuming that there will be a hands-free functionality…

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:58:22 +0000

pocket porn eh? there’ll be a lot more fiddling in the trousers going on, and not just to get hold of the phone…