Prince Edward Finds Work On Queen’s New Jet
ONE day on from the Daily Star’s shocker:
“The Queen is skint and will run out of cash in just three years time..The news follows Playboy boss Hugh Hefner laying off his bunnies”
And the Sun leads with:
“AIR FORCE ONE – Queen to buy £7milion private jet - Her Majesty, who currently shares the use of VIP flights with Government ministers and military chiefs, has taken a close personal interest in the new jet’s design.”
Hard times, indeed. But needs must. Perhaps Prince Andrew can find gainful employment as the captain and Eddie as a trolley dolly?
Hugh Hefner has ben notified…
Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
…..we could be thrilled to the sight of Gordie entering the Palace in triumph as the Windsors left by a back exit…
September 29th, 2008 at 11:40 am
…missed like a hole in the head - I’m with coco - get rid of the useless lot of them.
this type of artificial class distinction in this day and age is ridiculous.
September 29th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Prince Phillip will be missed when he is gone and the media will have wonderful things to say about him, and he will have a huge state funeral with lots of people lining the streets, and books will be written about him, and so on….
September 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Coco
And have Tony Bliar as President ?
Better the devil you know.
September 28th, 2008 at 5:00 am
It’s about time that we stopped all this tripe and it’s also about time that the Royal Family were stripped of their assets.
One could fit a Hell of a lot of home-less and sick people in their comfy pads - and we could build some affordable housing in their back-gardens.
The jewels and paintings alone would probably pay off the National debt.
No self-respecting tourist thinks they will ever have tea with the Queen or bump into her in Aspreys for fuck’s sake!
Tourists come to see the architecture and works of art, to drink tea and eat scones and roast beef.
They also know that our actors and actresses take the Tube and that London is like a tiny little village so they will have more chance of seeing celebrities.
So let’s fuck the Royal Family off now once and for all and get real.
We haven’t got Micky Mouse to entice tourists - but I always had a soft spot for Zig and Zag and I’m sure they would be most accomodating.
Failing that we could put Philosphical Phil in a cage in the Tower and charge people a pound to throw wet sponges at him. He is a useless, arrogant, bad-mannered Oick.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:00 am
The Duke of E speaks his mind! He is also very gracious, thankfully. Perhaps the Queen and the Duke are thinking about semi retirement, and need the jet to get around. Good on ‘em if they are.
September 28th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Having loathed the Duke of Edinburgh for as long as I can remember, I finally warmed to him when I learnt that the Government spin doctors who had been trying to arrange the roles of the princes in Diana’s funeral, were told to fuck off by the D0E…
September 27th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
This is what all the running around has been about! Ah, yes, keep it in the family. Prince Andrew is a fighter pilot, William, a pilot (will be eventually), Harry can keep an eye on things. Of course, Prince Edward will do very well in a job, and Sophie will too. Camilla is a good cook, Charles also flies. Where will the Duke of Edinburgh be though, he is a back seat driver!