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Prince Edward Finds Work On Queen’s New Jet

by | 27th, September 2008

ONE day on from the Daily Star’s shocker:

“The Queen is skint and will run out of cash in just three years time..The news follows Playboy boss Hugh Hefner laying off his bunnies”

And the Sun leads with:

“AIR FORCE ONE – Queen to buy £7milion private jet – Her Majesty, who currently shares the use of VIP flights with Government ministers and military chiefs, has taken a close personal interest in the new jet’s design.”

Hard times, indeed. But needs must. Perhaps Prince Andrew can find gainful employment as the captain and Eddie as a trolley dolly?

Hugh Hefner has ben notified…



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