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Paul Routledge Can Rejoice As Credit Crunch Banker Tops Himself

by | 28th, September 2008

“CREDIT CRUNCH BANKER KILLS HIMSELF,” screams the Daily Mail’s front-page headline.

Kirk Stephenson, who was married with an eight-year-old son, died in the path of a 100mph express train at Taplow railway station, Berkshire. Mr Stephenson is believed to have taken his own life after succumbing to mounting personal pressures as the world’s financial markets went into meltdown.

Believed by whom, is not said. But at least one man is happy: Paul Routledge can rejoice:

“In China, financial crooks get a bullet in the back of the head. Y’know, I think they might be on to something.”

In Japan they have bullet trains, don’tyerknow…

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