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Nigel Lawson’s Law: All Fat Peopel Want To Look Rich

by | 28th, September 2008

NIGELLA Lawson would like to tell Mail readers about her husband Charles Saatchi’s “nine eggs a day diet.”

In an exclusive interview with The Mail on Sunday’s You magazine today, 48-year-old Ms Lawson says her husband’s ‘completely mad eggs, eggs and more eggs diet’ now means that he is thinner than her.

Anorak recalls how former chancellor of the Exchequer Nigel Lawson, the masculine singular root of Nigella, also lost a shed load of weight.

It seems odd that the two males most associated with Nigella both now resemble the Christmas turkey that got away.

If Lawson and Saatchi are thin and scrawny then what hope is there for the rest of us. There is nothing reassuring about rich pole whoa re hideously thin. We need them to be fat, plump and prosperous looking.

This is whit so many poor plebs are fat: not because they eat too much, but because they want it all. They want to look rich.

Ask yourself this: what happened to Nigel Lawson when he lost weight? Yeah, he was never seen again.

It is Lawson’s Law of Diminishing returns.

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