Ales To The Thieves: Drinking Pays Better Than Banks

IF you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49.00 left.

With Merrill Lynch, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.

With Lehman Brothers, you would probably have nothing, but if you were
lucky, less than $5.00 left.

However, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the bottles and cans for the recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

- June

Anorak

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