Back To Celebrity School With Peaches Geldof
THE headline “PEACHES: SPEND NIGHT WITH ME FOR £5K,” may bring readers to the conclusion that desperate Peaches Geldof is working as a good time girl.
It turns out that Peaches is being paid to attend “A list parties”.
So says the Star. But Anorak wonders if an A-list party needs a D-list starlet? And if the A-list party treasury committee have heard of the EU Celebrity Mountain and that you can hire a jobbing celeb for the whiff of a flashbulb and a pint of creme de menthe.
Reading on, it turns out that the keepers of the celebrity purse pay Peaches because they believe she is an A-list star.
Things could get complicated if D is the new A. What then is A? Let’s take a leaf from the Government’s book and make D the new A, C the new A*, B the new A++ and A the new Double Zero…
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Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Tosh.
We need a celebrity rating service which will allow us to dispatch, once and for all, the toxic waste to the Bad Bank in the Sky, and leave us with the Triple A product that once sold so many newspapers, sorry, graced our fair country.
I know that mathematical models are taking some shit from the hoi polloi at the moment, so this may not be a good day to bring out the long awaited Anorak Celebrity Software.
But we can start by pointing out that if you are willing to turn up for 5K you are not even on the A-list, much less the Triple A * requirements which we will shortly introduce.
The market is saturated with bad bonds, sorry, bad boobs, and they have to go!