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Soldier Ant: Ant And Dec Fight In Afghanistan

by | 29th, September 2008

DECLAN Donnelly and Ant McPartlin are in Afghanistan.

While the enemy has boy soldiers, we have soldiers who look like toddlers. The Mirror leads with news that both are under attack.

The tots are in the war zone on the pretext of presenting our squaddies with Daily Mirror Pride of Britain awards, plastic medallions featuring the faces of EastEnders Mitchell brothers and the legend: “REAL NEWS… REAL ENTERTAINMENT, 40p.”

A rocket is fire. It misses Ant ‘n’ Dec being to wail.

The enemy approaches, carrying bits of gun metal fashioned into teddies. And Ant ‘n’ Dec wait to poiunce and ask a jihadi to “show us yer talent”…

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