Comments on: Soldier Ant: Ant And Dec Fight In Afghanistan http://www.anorak.co.uk/191160/tabloids/soldier-ant-ant-and-dec-fight-in-afghanistan.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:19:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/191160/tabloids/soldier-ant-ant-and-dec-fight-in-afghanistan.html/comment-page-1#comment-385770 magnetite Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:42:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191160#comment-385770 It's a secret Maskeline-style plan to lure Osama out of his hideout to appear on a game show. Which (naturally - it is Ant and Dec after all) is rigged. As they pull the curtain back at the end of the show the troglodyte terrorist can barely hide his disappointment. "And here's what you could have won..." "The fall of the sinful West and the decline of Christianity. Ohhh, I was so close. What, no consolation prize." "A two-berth caravan in Penrith." "Has it got a kidney dialysis unit?" "No." "I'll take it anyway. The mortgage on this cave is killing me." The caravan contains only a cruet set, Andy Mc Nab and Lewis Collins. Osama is f**ked. He already had a cruet set. It’s a secret Maskeline-style plan to lure Osama out of his hideout to appear on a game show. Which (naturally - it is Ant and Dec after all) is rigged. As they pull the curtain back at the end of the show the troglodyte terrorist can barely hide his disappointment.

“And here’s what you could have won…”
“The fall of the sinful West and the decline of Christianity. Ohhh, I was so close. What, no consolation prize.”
“A two-berth caravan in Penrith.”
“Has it got a kidney dialysis unit?”
“No.”
“I’ll take it anyway. The mortgage on this cave is killing me.”

The caravan contains only a cruet set, Andy Mc Nab and Lewis Collins. Osama is f**ked. He already had a cruet set.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191160/tabloids/soldier-ant-ant-and-dec-fight-in-afghanistan.html/comment-page-1#comment-385504 chenier Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:25:37 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191160#comment-385504 We need to rethink the entire campaign. Pull all the troops out and rely on adverts in the local media. Plus the sale of wristbands to show that we really care... We need to rethink the entire campaign.

Pull all the troops out and rely on adverts in the local media.

Plus the sale of wristbands to show that we really care…

]]> By: firestar http://www.anorak.co.uk/191160/tabloids/soldier-ant-ant-and-dec-fight-in-afghanistan.html/comment-page-1#comment-385497 firestar Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:21:19 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191160#comment-385497 well if ant and dec can't sort it out we're really fucked. well if ant and dec can’t sort it out we’re really fucked.

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