Manchester City And Prince Harry In For Britney Spears Sex Tape
IT’S a Britney Spears sex tape.
Celebrity sex tape enthusiasts who want to see a mother-of-two having sex with an early-middle-aged Brummie can buy the goods for £5m.
What with the credit crunch, though, only the very few can afford to buy the tape, and it is believed it is being offered first to Manchester City, Prince Harry Baseball Cap and George Soros.
The other problem is which way to place the tape in the player. Adnan Ghalib, for it is him, sports a landing strip blur of fur on his chin. The fear is that if Spears’ roots are showing, viewers may freeze frame the wrong section and demand an instant and technicolour refund…
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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