Comments on: Finding Little Miss Perfect And Master Right On Child Trader

By: yampster

yampster — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:59:43 +0000

Dairy

But they will be on Celebrity kid swap

By: firestar

firestar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:55:55 +0000

just love the

“what do i do if my child is a bit run down, can i still trade it”.

brilliant.
and i bet it works much better than threatening them with the kid’s home.

send the kids a link on msn and watch their faces when they open it.

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:08:59 +0000

wait ’til Paris Hilton starts producing Yampster - Miss Wonky Eye herself is bound to give birth to several wonky eyed little marvels in the coming years, who will probably get given away after they have outlived their paparazzi interest function - you could get yourself a bargain there!

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:25:51 +0000

Actually, I’ve got a nice cat; do you have any spare uncles floating around?

By: Paul Wainwright

Paul Wainwright — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:21:38 +0000

I have put in a request for the five year old’s cat featured on the profiles. I am sending my dog over as fair exchange.

By: yampster

yampster — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:43:37 +0000

Thay grow up so fast these days, don’t they

By: June

June — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:20:33 +0000

Does that include in laws, can they be rehomed?

Yampster shouldn’t that be a 5 year old?

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:12:37 +0000

…don’t like the way the article refers to the child being “the right fit”….. doesn’t sit right….

By: yampster

yampster — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:24:24 +0000

I know it’s a long shot but I’ve put my name down for a 4 year old with a wonky eye

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:19:25 +0000

Thank you, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon, for your support in these troubled times; I shall dismiss Saul’s cracks about our great leaders in the sky as the manifestation of the anxiety gripping the nation as we wait for someone, anyone, to say something sensible.

Along the lines of ‘Last One to the Bar is a Sissy!’…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:12:56 +0000

STOP IT!!!

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:11:49 +0000

Hmmmm, wonder what we could get for our very own “Little Miss High and Mighty”.

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:08:30 +0000

I could understand it more if it was that way around - this surely isn’t real though is it ?? It can’t be it just can’t be…..

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:05:27 +0000

This is absolutely disgusting!

A dreadful slap in the face for any unwanted and unloved family member thrown aside, reflecting the bigotry and prejudices of the people who set this thing up!

I refer, of course, to the disgraceful exclusion of adult family members from the scheme.

This is ageism run wild, and I know I speak for many an embittered parent, uncle, grandmother, and probably a fair number of second cousins twice removed, who just want a chance to see if there might be a better family out there for them.

So all I am saying is give us a chance!

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:54:46 +0000

Please tell me this is a spoof? Please please please please please tell me this isn’t real.