IANTHE Fullager stuffed her winning lottery ticket down her bra. She is “BOOM AND BUST” (Sun), and being wooed by the banking sector.
Fullager of Fullager & Bingley Brothers now has more money than the entire banking sector combined, and as such a commands the Sun’s front page.
“I wanted to keep my ticket where I thought no-one would look for it,” says the 18-year-old, who may need to reconsider her hiding places give her new levels of attractiveness.
She’s the Mail’s “Girl with 7m reasons not to fear the crunch”. Or not.
Reading on we learn that Miss Fullagar plans to spend her fortune on a holiday to Egypt, a Ford Ka and “stick the money in the bank”.
But which bank? Which bank can she buy..?
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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Money, Tabloids Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 1st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
…….unfortunately, due to the death of the financial markets, the High End Stripper Index is now off the chart and tunnelling towards Asia in the hope that thongs might be a bit better there…
October 1st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Well, thongs aren’t what they used to be…
October 1st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
..you could try a thong - not much to stay up in the first place…?
October 1st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Ok, I’m wincing in sympathy at the very thought. Mind you there are a fair numbers of things that make me wince, not all of which are sold in Selfriges, but the combination of elastic and hair is not a good one…
October 1st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
which i’d then have to shave as that elastic doesn’t half snag.
October 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i think if i had pants like that they’d have difficulty finding the bust line and nest somewhere under the armpits.
October 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Not all 18 year old boys, Saul.
Not everyone feels the same desire for girls, and they are perfectly entitled to their orientation.
Let’s hear it for the loud and proud train spotters!
October 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“I wanted to keep my ticket where I thought no-one would look for it,” says the 18-year-old”
Except for all 18 year old boys.
October 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
not the stretchy ones that reach up to under the bust in an attempt to find a waist somewhere. Selfriges used to sell them and I always wondered why …
October 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
pants usually are, aren’t they ?
October 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
a bit below the belt, surely…
October 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
it’d be pants if she did.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:07 am
I bet she’d get a fair bit if she flogged her knickers now as well…