Head Master: School Bans Hair To The Perpendicular
by Anorak | 1st, October 2008
HEADMASTER Mark Perry, of noble brow, says all pupils who gel their hair to “more than a 90-degree angle” will be rusticated.
Says one 15-year-old at St Peter’s Church of England Aided School in Exeter, Devon: “How does our hairstyle affect our learning. We are very upset.”
On the contrary.
Anorak wonders if a hair can be stood at an angle of greater then 90 degrees? Is not 90 degrees the maximum, or is Mr Perry using the Greek system and measuring from the nape only?
Discuss. And show workings…
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