Cheryl Cole and Amanda Holden Put BOAST On Hold
CALLS are coming in thick and fast to Anorak’s BOAST hotline. All orders are final, but Cheryl Cole and Amanda Holden are unsure…
Says Cheryl of her time before husband Ashley was accused of vomiting on their marriage vows:
“I was really broody. I’d see children and think that’s me. I’m ready” - Sun
The call to BOAST was made. But then cancelled. Sadly the children are sat in our storeroom awaiting despatch. No refunds but they can be exchanged…
Amanda Holden is on line 2:
“My mind swings between yes and no on that. Friends have had a second child and ask me if I want another but I don’t feel an emotional need at the moment, whereas I was broody before Lexi” – Pregnancy Magazine.
Hold the baybee…
“On the other hand if I decided to have more I don’t want to leave it too late…”
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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
chenier - understand the sentiment, but it’s a bit messy, don’t you think…?
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
let the tumbrils roll….
October 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
dairy,
what you have to bear in mind is that the Troubled Assets were created by Total Arseholes, and the same Total Arseholes are now endeavouring to rescue their Troubled Assets by shafting us all good and proper so they can carry on paying Total Arseholes like Ashley and indeed their Total Arsehole selves lots and lots of our dosh.
So, we need now to ask ourselves whether it’s time to bring back hanging, drawing and quartering…
October 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm
chenier, he may well be a TA to you, but in my opinion he’s also a Total Arsehole….!
October 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
dairy, he’s a Troubled Asset, and if he can just hold on long enough Congress can come through for him!
Once it’s come through for Goldman Sachs, of course…
October 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
yep that’s right - open the deep freeze, bash Ashley over the head and chuck him in.
you could say that’s one way to freeze your assets but in relation to Ashley Cole, could you really describe him as an asset in any shape or form…?