Comments on: Crocodile Shoe: British Tourists Eaten In Australia http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:57:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: MR MARK BROWN http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-388282 MR MARK BROWN Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:07:21 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-388282 Dear Sir/Madam, I wish to contact you for a possible establishment of long lasting business relationship with you. i Am Mr Mark Brown, a commission agent with the Nigerian Contract Board. I wish to bring to your notice, an on going contract bid for the supply of 50,000 PIECE OF MAN shoe/ boot SUITABLE FOR FARMING/agriculture OF of each month to the Nigerian Contract Board for a contract period of one year. you are to revert back to us with price list of the same to enable us proceed with the contract It is our wish to let you know that the contract board shell pay 100% T/T of the total invoice value to any supplier that is confirmed legible, the official supplier before production and actual supply. If you are willing and able to supply based on the following terms, kindly contact us for more details. Looking forward to your response. REVERT BACK TO US WITH EMAILS BELOW Kind regards, MR MARK BROWN COMMISSION AGENT NIGERIAN CONTRACT BOARD 34 MARY LAND ABA ABIA STATE NIGERIA <strong>-agw: </strong>Commission Agent Eh? I wouldn't bet on it.... One of those defining moments in the "I'll Have Your Hide" Industry ? Dear Sir/Madam,

I wish to contact you for a possible establishment of long lasting business relationship with you.

i Am Mr Mark Brown, a commission agent with the Nigerian Contract Board. I wish to bring to your notice, an on going contract bid for the supply of 50,000 PIECE OF MAN shoe/ boot SUITABLE FOR FARMING/agriculture OF of each month to the Nigerian Contract Board for a contract period of one year.

you are to revert back to us with price list of the same to enable us proceed with the contract

It is our wish to let you know that the contract board shell pay 100% T/T of the total invoice value to any supplier that is confirmed legible, the official supplier before production and actual supply.

If you are willing and able to supply based on the following terms, kindly contact us for more details.

Looking forward to your response.

REVERT BACK TO US WITH EMAILS BELOW

Kind regards,

MR MARK BROWN
COMMISSION AGENT
NIGERIAN CONTRACT BOARD
34 MARY LAND ABA
ABIA STATE
NIGERIA

-agw: Commission Agent Eh? I wouldn’t bet on it….
One of those defining moments in the “I’ll Have Your Hide” Industry ?

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386914 chenier Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:28:43 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386914 Madeleine? Madeleine?

]]> By: lyn http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386909 lyn Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:24:14 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386909 The police are not totally sure that a croc did take that poor man! What else lurks in the river? The police are not totally sure that a croc did take that poor man! What else lurks in the river?

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386908 Saul Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:22:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386908 Gives a new meaning to "Please Don't Feed the Animals" Gives a new meaning to “Please Don’t Feed the Animals”

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386907 chenier Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:21:55 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386907 Aged seven, right? And a boy? HOld the front page, we've found Madeleine! Aged seven, right?

And a boy?

HOld the front page, we’ve found Madeleine!

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386902 Saul Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:00:44 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386902 Crikey! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432085,00.html Crikey!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432085,00.html

]]> By: Out Of His Depth http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386262 Out Of His Depth Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:11:12 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386262 Charlie The bastard should should pick on someone his own size or bigger! A killer whale? Charlie The bastard should should pick on someone his own size or bigger! A killer whale?

]]> By: Mr C Hunter http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386255 Mr C Hunter Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:06:22 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386255 20 Footer? Thats enough crocodile to supply Victoria Beckham with half a weeks supply of shopping trip handbags! 20 Footer? Thats enough crocodile to supply Victoria Beckham with half a weeks supply of shopping trip handbags!

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386196 chenier Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:59:52 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386196 No, it's a very large crocodile eat humans world, which is why I am organising a whipround to dispatch the McCanns to see for themselves... No, it’s a very large crocodile eat humans world, which is why I am organising a whipround to dispatch the McCanns to see for themselves…

]]> By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386188 Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:44:48 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386188 Come on, it's a dog eat dog world ! Come on, it’s a dog eat dog world !

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386160 chenier Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:05:23 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386160 and imbuing in people the strong desire to have a whip round and send them on a holiday to the wonderful Endeavour River... and imbuing in people the strong desire to have a whip round and send them on a holiday to the wonderful Endeavour River…

]]> By: sam http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386155 sam Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:02:25 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386155 photoshoots and tv shows and 'campaigns' and media events and letting of balloons and tieing yellow ribbons. photoshoots and tv shows and ‘campaigns’ and media events and letting of balloons and tieing yellow ribbons.

]]> By: PeterMac http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386150 PeterMac Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:53:43 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386150 "Doris was so upset she was admitted to hospital for treatment:" Unlike normal people who when they are bereaved go jogging and logging their personal best times on a daily blog and visiting the Pope and the White House and the rest of the world and smiling and selling trashy wristbands and T shirts for a fortune and . ... ..and ... “Doris was so upset she was admitted to hospital for treatment:”

Unlike normal people who when they are bereaved go jogging and logging their personal best times on a daily blog and visiting the Pope and the White House and the rest of the world and smiling and selling trashy wristbands and T shirts for a fortune and . … ..and …

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386148 chenier Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:49:59 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386148 Great idea, Saul. It would fit nicely with your Gobi Desert Shark hunting activities, and I think we could we could interest the tourist authorities in sponsoring a few videos... Great idea, Saul.

It would fit nicely with your Gobi Desert Shark hunting activities, and I think we could we could interest the tourist authorities in sponsoring a few videos…

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386144 Saul Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:41:14 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386144 They should be made to wear bells around their necks. They should be made to wear bells around their necks.

]]> By: dairy http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386142 dairy Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:38:09 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386142 ...or a moose... …or a moose…

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386134 Saul Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:59:18 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386134 Never smile at a crocodile............. Never smile at a crocodile………….

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386131 coolandcalm Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:54:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386131 quote..... Oz Fisherman Duncan Faichney "You would never get me in the water around here. There's crocodiles all around here. You don't go near them and they won't eat you - that's the deal." quote…..

Oz Fisherman Duncan Faichney
“You would never get me in the water around here. There’s crocodiles all around here. You don’t go near them and they won’t eat you - that’s the deal.”

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/191352/tabloids/crocodile-shoe-british-tourists-eaten-in-australia.html/comment-page-1#comment-386130 coolandcalm Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:52:35 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191352#comment-386130 Shoulda stayed away from Charlie's territory! Hope they don't turn poor old Charlie into shoes and handbags.... Shoulda stayed away from Charlie’s territory! Hope they don’t turn poor old Charlie into shoes and handbags….

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