Comments on: Sarah Palin Pulls John McCain’s Six Down Under

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:38:54 +0000

well if she’s innit she should be outed…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:26:37 +0000

Slara Croft-Palin-Smythe is in fact a quadruple agent working for the KGB, CIA, MFI and the YCSABABD (Yorkshire Chimney-Sweepers’ Association, Bradford & Bingley Division). She ain’t no prole, she’s a mole, innit?

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:13:50 +0000

I sometimes have visions about Dubya’s twin daughters running for President and VP together in 2016. Maybe this exotic creature isn’t finished yet…

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:10:54 +0000

…and Sarah “don’t call me babe” Croft is out to get him….

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:09:58 +0000

Bush is a moose…

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:07:33 +0000

Did you say ‘evolution’?

Now that’s one thing I can think for myself about, and I know you are wrong; evolution was some nonsense thought up by liberals and those people who live really near to me in Alaska where all we have is the sea to defend us against them.

The godless hordes who want to spread their socialist ways and not let us bail out Wall St with unimaginable amounts of taxpayers’ money won’t be able to do it on my watch, that’s for sure!

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:00:00 +0000

A Bush is a soon-to-be-extinct creature of unknown evolutionary origins. Some say it was first transported to Earth in the Middle Ages by aliens intent on wiping out civilisation and replacing it with burger joints. Now that the Bush-creature’s mission is complete, it will die off as mysteriously as it arrived.

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:47:15 +0000

June said:

‘can you see Russia from your house?

If the Gods had meant men to think why did Bush happen? and can you imagine if he was blond and could see Russia from his house’

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I can’t answer that! Those are difficult questions and I need a man to tell me the answers to them!

And what is a Bush?

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:34:48 +0000

I see Russia everywhere…it’s seeping into everything…they’re out to get us and steal our god-given moose and keep them in disgusting nature reserves…ugh!

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:30:17 +0000

It would certainly alienate me if she started to sound vaguely coherent in interviews, even though I want to see her as President when McCain has his moment of madness with a moose.

By: June

June — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:30:07 +0000

can you see Russia from your house?

If the Gods had meant men to think why did Bush happen? and can you imagine if he was blond and could see Russia from his house

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:23:49 +0000

You’re so right.

On the ‘Nolijibel wimmin is scary’ front.

I just leave all my decisions to the guys, because, Hey! if God had meant me to think He wouldn’t have made me blonde…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:10:36 +0000

It would be disappointing if SP starts sounding like she has a clue about foreign policy, the economy, and, you know, things. That would really alienate her many male supporters who like her image as a layable hockey milf who lets the wrinkly old establishment guys sort out the political stuff. Nolijibel wimmin is scary.

By: June

June — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:56:15 +0000

shame:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3114695/US-vice-presidential-debate-Sarah-Palin-camp-fears-foreign-policy-questions.html

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:49:46 +0000

Haven’t a clue, though I imagine MM gets those numbers right, even if she gets all the others wrong…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:45:46 +0000

I can see a job for her as the new Mystic Meg when this pantomime is over. How much does that pay again?

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:43:39 +0000

But she’s still got her wand, so watch out for the woozy spells…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:42:02 +0000

The falling oil prices have hit them hard too. Todd won’t even be able to afford to get Sarah a new rocket launcher for Christmas!

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:35:05 +0000

They’ve only lost $20,000?

Pikers…