The plan I talked about a few days ago to drop all the toxic instruments into it was tried, but unfortunately instead of dumping into another universe, the reverse happened.

We now have oodles of instruments we can’t understand.

What’s new, I hear you saying,; the new bit is that many of them are denominated in something called hucks, and are 3% above the Allebara Inter Bank Offer Rate, or AIBOR for short.

Those bastards did it to us before us bastards could could do it to them, so it’s back to the drawing board…