Take all the ingredients,
cook them for 2 hours.
Put it in the bin, and take your girl friend to a proper restaurant, you cheap skate.

“Get two house bricks and slam them together on the testicles”

“Doesn’t that hurt”

“Only if you get your thumbs caught between the bricks”

I’m here all week.

No hablo español. I was speaking North American English.

6tbsp vegetable oil
2 onions, chopped
4 cloves garlic, chopped
1 inch piece of ginger, chopped
1tsp chilli powder
1tsp garam masala
1tsp turmeric
1tsp cumin
A pinch of salt
Black pepper
2tbsp tomato purée
600g mixed testicles (or lamb, if you prefer)
One small tub of double cream
One small tub of crème fraîche

Heat the oil in a pan, add the spices, garlic ginger, salt and pepper and stir for a few minutes for the flavours to come out. Add the onion and fry until brown. Add the testicles and fry for five minutes or so. Finally, turn down the heat, add both tubs of cream and cook for five minutes until it thickens. Serve with boiled rice.

(Same link as above)

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Whaaaattt a load of balls ! LOL

Ewan McGregor and I ate a lot of strange things on our motorcycle journey around the world, but the strangest had to be a meal we had in Mongolia. It was a stew of 200 testicles. It had been castration day, and there were sheep, bulls’, goats’, even camels’ parts.

Ewan managed to eat his, but it was a small one - from a sheep, I think. Mine was about twice the size, from a bull, maybe. It was gristly with a pop to it - they must be hollow once cooked. I tried to eat it but it just came back up.

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I”ll translate the joke for my spanish friends

October 2nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Sounds like an English recipe to me.

Four kilos of cajones and ONE clove of garlic?
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cOjones otherwise it translates = drawers hard on the stomach!

Now,aint all english people vegetarians?

Four kilos of cajones and ONE clove of garlic?

‘“It is a combination of things - a new mayor in London who does not support him, the inquest into the death of Jean Charles de Menezes and the inquiry into how Scotland Yard contracts were awarded,” said a senior police source.’

Big girls blouses come to mind…

I would have dumped my cocoa futures…