Police Log: Cyclists Undone By Braless Thieves
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
Done Up Like A Stripper:
Deputies are searching for a group of women last seen wearing suspenders without bras or shirts on underneath them who robbed an 18-year-old on his way to work, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.
Olmer Morales of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set blonde woman wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him and grabbed the handle bars to his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street, according to the report.
Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report.
The perils of animal magnetism…
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 19th, 2008 at 12:43 am
OH my God that’s ludicrous. Although I’ve read many odder forms of news, this one definitely got the “victiim” to stop in his tracks instead of going around the heavy-set woman. Sometimes it just goes to show how weak men really are in the midst of beautiful ladies. At this rate, the “war” between men and women will continue until the end of mankind. Yikes!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Oh come on. Mr Anorak started it. Let my people go from moderation. If you notice they follow you around the room
M and A
Yampster? Moses?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
The getaway filmed from the grassy knoll with a hand held
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October 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
as many times as he can manage….
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
So, how many times has this happened to him?
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Those girls are Hugh Hefner’s bunnies out to nab more income for the doomed mansion.
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
mein eyes are poppin
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm