James Clench Catches Up With Ronnie Woods Ekaterina Ivanova
CELEBRITY mullet tamer Ronnie Wood is in Ireland with a Russian teenager called Ekaterina Ivanova (possibly made up name).
The Sun has despatched its Phwoarnikova Legova Wimbledon correspondent James Clench (ditto) to Clane, Co Kildare, to find out the truth and deliver it to the paper’s readers.
Ivanova shares her name with a pro tennis player, and Clench may be confused. Reports Clench:
A worker at local DVD store Xtra-Vision said Ronnie went in on Monday and hired out fright flick Amityville Horror and the romantic comedy Definitely, Maybe. She said: “It was certainly a strange combination.”
One film, perhaps, being the antidote to the other.
Not much else from Clench, other than that Ronnie and Eka had a drink in a pub; not a tincture of Robinson’s Barley water and leomon wedge but a cocktail of booze and Red Bull.
Such are the facts…
Posted: 12th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 14th, 2008 at 10:10 am
silly old sod - shame to see him making such a prat of himself…