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“STOP KNIVES, SAVE LIVES,” says the Mirror, which also reports on the parting of Sir Ian Blair. Was he pushed, or did he fall down the stairs?

Sir Ian Blair is deposed as “Britain’s top cop (all papers) and how does the Mirror, annonce the departure?

“PLOD OFF. Knifed by Boris…”

Police are looking for Boris, an IC3 male who went that way…

(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)

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5 magnetite says:
October 4th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Yes Shergars Ghost…all of the following too..

No:452 - P.C. McGarry (Camberwick Green Division)
007 - James Bond (licenced to product place you to death)
No:6 - Patrick McGoohan (also Embassy’s least tasty ciggie)
THX 1138 - Robert Duvall (playing Homer Simpson, playing all of us in about 10 years)
4 Shergars Ghost says:
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I’M NOT SURE, BUT, IS THERE A MOCKING ATTACK TRYING TO IDENTIFY SOMEONE BY NUMBERS, IF SO, PLEASE TELL US ALL YOU WHAT KNOW OR FELT UPON WRITING THIS FOR THE MIRROR IN ORDER TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDING………………….
3 magnetite says:
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
An IC 99 is a delicious ice cream cone with a flake in it, purchased from a mobile supplier of these items. I assume the flake is smaller as the numbers get lower. That doesn’t explain Boris though…
2 Saul says:
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I was wondering about that. What is IC and the numbers?
1 PeterMac says:
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
IC 1 actually.
Small point but it makes a lot of difference when you are looking for somebody.