Madeleine McCann: Paedos From Lamp-Posts, Hating Fiona Philips And JonBenet Ramsey
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
QUEENSFERRY GAZETTE (Scotland): “We’ve been ad”
A CONCERNED mum has spoken out about the potential hazards posed by new outdoor advertising boards. Janette Sheppard is also worried that other parents may think the boards are simply lamp-posts.
Lamp-posts, for paedos to hide behind… Like those (G)litter bins…
She said: “These have just sprung up – one is outside my son’s primary school. At first glance it would be easy to mistake them for lamp-posts, but they are actually advertising boards.”
The wonders of modern technology. Who would have thunk it. Go on…
“There is a small electronic strip at the top which could be used by the council to post information if a child goes missing. I believe the council also gets some revenue from the boards.”
Making money from missing kiddies. For shame!
“My concern, as a parent, is if the council thinks it’s appro-priate to put one of these boards outside a primary school. Our kids are already inundated with advertising – do they really need more? And what kind of advertising is it going to be?”
Sweets. Peados. Guns. Snuff movies. You know, the usual kids’ stuff…
A West Lothian Council spokesperson said: “The new signs are part of the Amberwatch system, which is designed to allow urgent safety messages to be relayed instantly to the local community. The similar Amber Alerts system in America has been credited with helping locate over 100 missing children, and the parents of Madeline McCann have campaigned to have such a system installed across Europe.”
So there it is. It’s there to advertise when a child goes missing; and when a child doesn’t go missing…
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “Review: My Sister, My Love by Joyce Carol Oates”
Review: My Sister, My Love by Joyce Carol Oates - The unsolved murder of a child star is too close to real events for David Robson
A child star… Get ready to be entertained…
Novels based on real-life crime stories always leave a slightly queasy taste. Novels based on unsolved real-life crime stories leave an even queasier one.
Hands over mouths; heres it comes…
There are probably writers already working on fictionalisations of the abduction of Madeleine McCann, but it is hard to feel much respect for them.
They don’t do it for the respect. They do it for the money; like the newspapers…
The same applies, mutatis mutandis, to this ethically questionable piece by Joyce Carol Oates, inspired by a crime that was the talk of America in 1996, when a six-year-old child beauty pageant contestant called JonBenet Ramsey was found brutally murdered in the basement of her parents’ house in Colorado.
DAILY STAR: “THAT’S VERY IRRITATING - FIONA IS BRITS’ MOST HATED CELEB”
IT’S Fiona Philips, GMTV’s soon-to-be ex-self-righteous-Labour-cheering-ultra-violet-toothed-baby-boasting-braying-nodding-head.
FIONA Phillips is more annoying than the washout summer, chavs and Heather Mills.
Mills isn’t annoying; Mills is entertaining.
Her on-screen gaffes include telling the parents of missing Madeleine McCann: “There are light moments. You’ve acquired this odd celebrity status.”
A gaffe? No way. This is the highest praise possible in the GMTV lexicon. GMTV renders everything it touches a celebrity: car crash victim, prime minister, doctor etc. are all touched by the GMTV celebrity wand. A celebrity… nothing bigger, nor better…
100 MOST ANNOYING THINGS FOR 2008
1. Benefit scroungers
2. The credit crunch
3. Tailgaters
4. Cold callers
5. People reading over your shoulder
6. Gordon Brown
7. Fiona Phillips
8. Being bloated
9. Rising fuel prices
10. Falling house prices
11. The wet summer
12. Middle lane drivers
13. Constipation
14. Bossiness
15. Slow internet connections
16. Being put on hold
17. Pregnant women smoking
18. Someone nicking your parking spot
19. Stepping in dog poo
20. Jehovah’s Witnesses
21. Debt companies advertising on TV
22. Skinny people who complain they are fat
23. Queue jumpers
24. Bullying
25. Noisy neighbours
26. Nosey neighbours
27. People parking in disabled bays when they aren’t disabled
28. Junk mail
29. Snobs
30. Noisy eaters
31. Dog owners who don’t clean up after their pets
32. People putting our Olympic achievements down
33. Novelty ringtones
34. Automated phone systems
35. Chavs
36. People who walk slowly
37. People who take their kids to shops and let them run riot
38. Amy Winehouse
39. Sienna Miller’s love life
40. Rude shop staff
41. Wasps
42. Diarrhoea
43. Cristiano Ronaldo
44. People who have their mobile turned off when you really need to get hold of them
45. Dannii Minogue
46. Mosquitoes
47. Kids kicking the back of your chair on a plane
48. Hangovers
49. The hot water running out when you want to take a bath
50. Buses not arriving on time
51. Heather Mills
52. James Blunt
53. Reformed smokers
54. People talking on their mobile on public transport
55. Headaches
56. The smoking ban
57. Toothache
58. Litter bugs
59. Spots
60. People who write “text back” in texts
61. Scientology
62. Russell Brand
63. Screaming kids
64. Alistair Darling
65. Traffic wardens
66. Americans
67. Roadworks
68. Big Brother
69. Pete Doherty
70. Runny nose
71. PDAs (public displays of affection)
72. Flat tyres
73. Ashley Cole
74. Tax returns
75. Finding out that you’ve run out of toilet paper when you really need
the loo
76. Boasters
77. Not having change when you really need it
78. Carol Vorderman
79. Paper cuts
80. Stepping in chewing gum
81. Bad hair days
82. Charley Uchea off Big Brother
83. Mothers-in-law
84. Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt
85. Posh Spice
86. CDs that jump
87. Stubbing your toe
88. Getting something in your eye
89. Losing your glasses
90. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
91. Children who cough in your face
92. Losing your passport
93. People ramming the back of your heels with trolleys
94. Rubbish opening times at doctors and dentists
95. Kate Garraway
96. email spam
97. People using mobiles in the quiet carriage on the train
98. People who don’t remove their shoes in the house
99. Naomi Campbell
100. Troublesome computer printers
And so on…
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Comments
October 5th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Are dirty waters being stirred up?
October 5th, 2008 at 2:50 am
*sudden weariness
October 5th, 2008 at 2:48 am
Happy Breakfast
05/10/08
Amaral in Vigo:
Amaral said that the fact that McCanns would be considered as “charged” created a turning point in the investigation between the Portuguese and English police. “There was a spoken understanding between two policemen to continue the line of investigation seriously, facing the possibility that her death had occurred in the apartament but, suddenly, the English changed course without any coherent technical explanation. It was always strange how the couple were treated, even after they were considered suspects, and the police information to which they occasionally had access.”
Very strange indeed….very clearly said in his book as well.Stuart Prior sudden “wariness”,fussing over all and everything…..
The truth will come for Madeleine
ed&relaw0620
http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/
October 5th, 2008 at 1:47 am
A DNA nightcap?
Why was there no Madeleine”s DNA in the flat?
October 5th, 2008 at 1:42 am
That’s a no then
October 5th, 2008 at 1:37 am
British don’t want the disclosure of the identities of referenced for pedophilia, in the Algarve….why?
This list is part of the files wich have not been disclosed,why?
WHO is the british governement protecting?….because at the end of the day….somebody helped Madeleine ” to disappear”
October 5th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Are you still wondering why the big cover up…?
October 5th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Anyone fancy a nightcap?
October 5th, 2008 at 12:59 am
You are all in bed so I wont carry on talking to myself
Good night all to the very few posters left…if any
October 5th, 2008 at 12:57 am
“….He (payne)described Madeleine as a girl communicative, cheerful, obedient behaving very well. Madeleine’s parents are very sociable, known by many people, kind and affectionate. Madeleine is the daughter of two elements of the couple. . It was very desired and is the result of insemination “In Vitro”. There was no difference in treatment between Madeleine and the twins. He did not know if Madeleine is suffering from any disease, or whether she is on medication. It has nothing more to say who could advance the investigation…..”
Madeleines personality swings depending on whom talks about her…any need to say “there was no difference in treatment between the twins & Madeleine?”? there was then?
I simply do NOT like the guy
His statement is full of contradictions …pact of silence methink
October 5th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Meercat
Here is justice….
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p305OiLZRCU/SNTp-AAT0eI/AAAAAAAABVU/wITqjWPmYNE/s1600-h/team+maddie.bmp
October 5th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Thought you’d like that. Pink shirt compulsory
October 5th, 2008 at 12:31 am
meercat
that would be good fun
October 5th, 2008 at 12:18 am
I think they’re hoping you’ll represent them jo
October 5th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Hi
amazing silence! I thought they would be extremely busy doing charity work,setting up international kidnap alert systems and over all, sell wonderful interviews all over the world.
WHY is this not happening? They are not arguidos anymore they can speak freely cant they?they can answer all the questions without breacking the secret of sumary…. so why are they so silent?
October 4th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Rasputin S
PeterMac
“Just so you don’t forget Châtelaine, after all you did agree with the the ex wooden top.”
I shall try just one more time, and then Scroll forever.
The protagonist has a duty to prove the POSITIVE = MM WAS abducted
The duty of the antagonist is merely to show that this hypothesis is flawed.
If people cannot grasp that then they should certaily never be allowed to serve on a jury, nor to vote.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
clueless I can recommend this wonderful hotel in Newcastle Northumberland,
Chillingham Castle
Newcastle upon Tyne,
Northumberland,
United Kingdom,
NE66 5NJ
Tel: 0844 414 2842
Fax: 0844 414 2841
As for the DVD you are correct, it contains nothing of any note or of an evedential nature, please do not kick your guide dog.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
The lead picture for this page is just too offensive and horrible - please change it
October 4th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Raspy
any mention of a David A John on the dvd?
October 4th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Raspy
so there is no letter in the dvd..well bugger me thats pissed on my fire..
October 4th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
was talking to Rasputin, of course.
Bye.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Some people always react to a question with a question… Pathetic.
Good night again ["defo"]
October 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Raspy
so cmon is Newcastle in Northumberland or what? cmon say it… you got it wrong..
October 4th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
clueless how many reports has the paper clip counter produced, clue, starts with z and ends with o.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
cmon Raspy
is Newcastle in Northumberland? waiting and waiting and waiting
October 4th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Châtelaine
24 photos on a night out? well I hope its true
October 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Châtelaine
good night
October 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
clouseau Says:
October 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Châtelaine
I have seen the Tapas Booking form….[...]
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Am not gonna ask again as the “where” you’ve seen these forms.
So the Irwins might be the ones with the 24 photos…?
October 4th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Rasputin Says:
October 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Geography not one of your strong points then clueless, unless they moved N’castle out of Northumberland, perhaps a guide dog might come in useful to find your relatives house.
****
Forgive me Clouseau for replying…
Rasputin: You discuss geography now instead of paperclips?
I said: Good night
You prefer me to make this an order???
October 4th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Raspy
Newcastle is no longer in Northumberland …just proves what a knob you are