Comments on: Pakistan’s Marijuana And Narcotics Detection Unit

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:55:52 +0000

Just spoke with Osama via Skype; he’s doing a fine trade as a barber and shoe-shiner in Dhaka. Had to shave the beard off, kept his moustache though, is growing it like one of those weird Belgian blokes.

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By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:48:45 +0000

Careful, Magnetite; those things can be dangerous.

Next weeks recipes will include homegrown produce from across the globe, and we have a spot for ecologically sound people like you to provide advice on the best way to roll, sorry, prepare, Karachi Carrots.

But you have to bring your own ingredients…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:33:38 +0000

Ah, the PNCBIU. What a great job that would be.

“What are we doing today then, Sarge?”
“Determining the potency of our quarry, lad. Knock up a Karachi Carrot will you?”

Twenty five minutes later…

“Sarge, I swear I just Saw Osama Bin Laden mooning us from the window of a passing ambulance.”
“Don’t be daft. Everyone knows he’s in Bangladesh. Go and get us some more gulab jamin, there’s a good lad.”
“Acha Sarge.”
“Get some papers too. We’ll be rolling these things with arrest warrants soon.”