Comments on: Saudi Cleric Calls For One-Eyed Veil http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:43:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-2#comment-387790 Jack McJiggins Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:10:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387790 Sleep? I believe that was something people did in the 20th century, before the invention of 24-hour news and the internet. Personally I haven't slept for over 5 years, but a great thing about the zero-eyed burkha is that you can nod off during Wimmin's Institute meetings without anything noticing. Sleep? I believe that was something people did in the 20th century, before the invention of 24-hour news and the internet. Personally I haven’t slept for over 5 years, but a great thing about the zero-eyed burkha is that you can nod off during Wimmin’s Institute meetings without anything noticing.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-2#comment-387447 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:13:40 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387447 Er, I think I may have found Jack, our cross-dressing camo burqua wearer. You know the way it is; your'e counting sheep by the googleplex, and yet the blessed zzzzs don't arrive, so you do all the stuff they tell you to, and that doesn't work either, so you wake up the laptop thinking a few minutes should be enough to get you up the wooden hills to bedfordshire, and the next think you know you are looking at a picture which calls to you. It not only calls to me, it says 'look at me', and here it is: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2008/10/02/womcov460x276.jpg So, Jack, well done. Remind me to have a discussion about waxing with you sometime. Preferably after I've got some sleep... Er, I think I may have found Jack, our cross-dressing camo burqua wearer.

You know the way it is; your’e counting sheep by the googleplex, and yet the blessed zzzzs don’t arrive, so you do all the stuff they tell you to, and that doesn’t work either, so you wake up the laptop thinking a few minutes should be enough to get you up the wooden hills to bedfordshire, and the next think you know you are looking at a picture which calls to you.

It not only calls to me, it says ‘look at me’, and here it is:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2008/10/02/womcov460×276.jpg

So, Jack, well done. Remind me to have a discussion about waxing with you sometime. Preferably after I’ve got some sleep…

]]> By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-2#comment-387384 magnetite Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:58:27 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387384 Simple answer. Reverse the burkha so that the slot is at the rear... "So Khemal, how did you and your wife meet?" "We bumped into each other in the street. Well, she knocked me flying to be honest, but after I'd sprang to my feet, spun her around and gazed into the beautiful back of her head - I knew she was the one for me." Simple answer. Reverse the burkha so that the slot is at the rear…

“So Khemal, how did you and your wife meet?”
“We bumped into each other in the street. Well, she knocked me flying to be honest, but after I’d sprang to my feet, spun her around and gazed into the beautiful back of her head - I knew she was the one for me.”

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-2#comment-387364 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:57:46 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387364 Sorry..too busy eyeing up my future ex-imaginary-wife http://rachelpapo.com/images/serial/serial15.jpg Sorry..too busy eyeing up my future ex-imaginary-wife

http://rachelpapo.com/images/serial/serial15.jpg

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-2#comment-387360 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:49:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387360 You don't happen to have a fishing rod, do you? You don’t happen to have a fishing rod, do you?

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387358 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:43:28 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387358 Indeed I did pay the heavy price, which was washing their underwear while they went for shooting practice. Utter hell. But I got through it and gained their respect, and their phone numbers. Indeed I did pay the heavy price, which was washing their underwear while they went for shooting practice. Utter hell. But I got through it and gained their respect, and their phone numbers.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387349 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:48:24 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387349 And I am sure that, as a cross-dressing camo burqua wearer of honour, you paid it to the full... And I am sure that, as a cross-dressing camo burqua wearer of honour, you paid it to the full…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387347 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:23:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387347 These find young ladies let be borrow it from them... http://rachelpapo.com/images/serial/serial1.jpg However, there was a price... These find young ladies let be borrow it from them…

http://rachelpapo.com/images/serial/serial1.jpg

However, there was a price…

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387345 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:19:32 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387345 You mean that was you, Jack? You swine; you promised me you'd tell me where you got the camo from... You mean that was you, Jack?

You swine; you promised me you’d tell me where you got the camo from…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387343 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:16:57 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387343 That's just what I do June! Allows me to eye up my next Sarah Palin-esque conquest/victim without them batting an eyelid. That’s just what I do June! Allows me to eye up my next Sarah Palin-esque conquest/victim without them batting an eyelid.

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387340 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:05:33 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387340 Did you notice the really tall person with the camo burkha holding the camera and going "Oh yes darlings, I'm loving it! That is just *fabulous*"? Did you notice the really tall person with the camo burkha holding the camera and going “Oh yes darlings, I’m loving it! That is just *fabulous*”?

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387339 June Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:05:04 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387339 Of course one could buy a burkha and wear it to the sales too Of course one could buy a burkha and wear it to the sales too

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387337 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:57:05 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387337 Hey, that's my Women's Institute meeting; where did you get hold of the picture? Hey, that’s my Women’s Institute meeting; where did you get hold of the picture?

]]> By: Joe http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387336 Joe Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:55:52 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387336 He should have suggested instead of an opening they have a two way mirror. So they can look out and no one can look in. He should have suggested instead of an opening they have a two way mirror. So they can look out and no one can look in.

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387334 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:53:50 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387334 "I am not amyoozd, Jack...not amyoozd at awl...." http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/fire75034/071015_sod_hi.jpg “I am not amyoozd, Jack…not amyoozd at awl….”

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/fire75034/071015_sod_hi.jpg

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387329 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:37:43 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387329 Saudi wimmin aren't allowed to carry a Koch - the government fears it could spread immorality. They tried Super Soakers filled with nitroglycerine for a while, then switched to bows and arrows. Saudi wimmin aren’t allowed to carry a Koch - the government fears it could spread immorality. They tried Super Soakers filled with nitroglycerine for a while, then switched to bows and arrows.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387328 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:33:21 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387328 I use the old stand by; often imitated, never equalled, Heckler and Koch. Of course, for the Harrods sale you do have to upgrade a bit... I use the old stand by; often imitated, never equalled, Heckler and Koch.

Of course, for the Harrods sale you do have to upgrade a bit…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387327 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:27:21 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387327 Sometimes I would tease them and say "Get yer cheeks out for the lads", but that didn't go down too well (some people's sense of humour, eh?). Best have your Challenger II tank parked outside the store to ensure of a quick escape - though if they have an RPG-7 handy.... Sometimes I would tease them and say “Get yer cheeks out for the lads”, but that didn’t go down too well (some people’s sense of humour, eh?). Best have your Challenger II tank parked outside the store to ensure of a quick escape - though if they have an RPG-7 handy….

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387324 chenier Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:19:50 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387324 Jack, this may be because you don't spend much time at the Selfriges sales; they are pretty hairy events. Many's the time I've had a promising garment ripped from my hands without so much as a 'let go of that or my bodyguard will kill you' from a black tent standing next to me... Jack, this may be because you don’t spend much time at the Selfriges sales; they are pretty hairy events.

Many’s the time I’ve had a promising garment ripped from my hands without so much as a ‘let go of that or my bodyguard will kill you’ from a black tent standing next to me…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191662/strange-but-true/saudi-cleric-calls-for-one-eyed-veil.html/comment-page-1#comment-387322 Jack McJiggins Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:16:07 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191662#comment-387322 Joe, it seems we think alike. Care to share good ways to chat up girls without needing to make eye contact? Joe, it seems we think alike. Care to share good ways to chat up girls without needing to make eye contact?

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