Comments on: High Times In Class C As Pupil Gives Teacher Hash Cakes

By: Wortley Bob

Wortley Bob — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:10:33 +0000

I live next door to the school. They never offered any to me. Have I been discriminated against

By: d. underwood

d. underwood — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:17:10 +0000

wow what a clever girl . she could make a lot of monney selling cake to the houses of parlement. let them eat cake, then we will all be happey

By: Wiggy

Wiggy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:31:06 +0000

I would have given her an A+ not expulsion.

By: Skunk man

Skunk man — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:30 +0000

What a fucking laugh get in there teachers!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:03:37 +0000

It’s the dysentery way to weight loss. Try making coffee. I like Elvera’s recipe, but this is easier.

Grate substances (if solid) into pan. Add milk, a little water and sweeten (heavily, because it tastes bloody horrible like this) to taste.
Warm. Do not allow to boil.
Strain into cup through muslin or coffee filter paper.
See things. Giggle. eat way too much munchy food.
Wonder where the last two days went.
Repeat as necessary, or until occifers kick door in.

Removes the nasty, harmful ciggies from the equation.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:42:42 +0000

You mean you don’t even bother to set fire to it?

By: firestar

firestar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:31:22 +0000

although it’s a lot less pissing about to just eat the dope.

By: firestar

firestar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:30:48 +0000

some of us never left.

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:01:00 +0000

we’ve all been there

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:56:43 +0000

Kids these days probably don’t bother with Mary Jane. They’ll have something that makes you pull a frozen, shocked face with a McCauley Culkin style ‘O’ of a mouth for twelve hours. Take half a tablet and you only do it for six hours. They probably call it ‘Muncking’. “I was Muncked off me ‘ed last night, me jaw’s killin’ me.” They need a replacement for ‘E’ anyway now that it seems to have become commonplace and passé.

“A drug that makes you want to hug sweat-soaked strangers? No ta. It’s The Scream for me.”

Ah, the yoof. If you told ‘em shooting up with Domestos and Pop Rocks through the fontanelle was a buzz they’d try it…but only if it was new.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:49:16 +0000

Quick and easy recipe - Take small box of Cocopops and 4 big blocks of Galaxy and a half pint of double cream. Melt the chocolate and stir in the cream and any preferred drugs. Not Calpol!!!Pour onto two baking trays and allow to cool in the fridge or freezer.

Break small pieces off as and when necessary.

Such as when your accountant arrives with bad news!

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:41:26 +0000

I don’t suppose that in the midst of these drug crazed reminiscences it’s occurred to anyone that the poor girl may be innocent?

Tragic victim of a passing virus?

Typhoid Mary’s great grand daughter?

How swift we are to judge!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:30:05 +0000

“Wait a minute…that’s not what I meant Julie…sit down by the way, your wobbling head is making me freak out a little…it’s anti-Floyd…no, proto-Floyd…no, it’s Funk Ployd…hee hee…wow…has anyone got any of that bubble gum that’s two flavours in one…that stuff’s great…let’s all go down to the music room and have a jam session…triangles only for the idiots in the back row there - I’m stoned, not stupid”

By: Elvera

Elvera — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:30:03 +0000

######”Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverised in a mortar. About a handful each of stoned dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of canibus sativa can be pulverised. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient”####

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:25:15 +0000

More likely…

The members of staff…giggled a bit, said “Let’s all go outside and learn in the sunshine this afternoon”, and played some early Parliament records to the class - repeating “Get this kids - ‘Maggot Brain’, it’s Floyd but not Floyd; get your heads around that then”…after tucking into treats the teenager made at home.

By: The Original Stan

The Original Stan — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:17:41 +0000

this is excellant..