Comments on: Dog Poo Is Not A Cash Crop

By: jaz

jaz — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:08:03 +0000

£565 a lot of money ! My new Russell poos for England (outside the house )but we are like you June always picking up & cleaning What are FSBFPs arrangements?
I know -mind my own business!!!

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:23:25 +0000

>This woman should have been strung up by her thumbs in a town square and pelted >with all the bob that was found in her garden!
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>What a dirty, filthy bitch.
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>What if a copper or a fire-man had to go into her garden? What if they had slipped and >fallen in it on a rainy day?
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>What if a kidnapped and abandoned child had been flung over her hedge or wall and >had got some in its eye and been blinded for life?
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>Does she know the cost of dry-cleaning?
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>This is yet another good reason to bring back hanging!”

This is the most deliciously hysterical thing I have read for a while - Thank you

By: dairy

dairy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:42:19 +0000

a ty-poo-n, perhaps……

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:02:48 +0000

Well ’twas a dove that found land after the flood, so FSBFP is already sorted for surviving one kind of apocalypse.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:01:49 +0000

Thank you, o feathered friend; I seem to have missed out on the phenomenen.

Sniff!

Just another example of my deprived yoof…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:53:42 +0000

that’s still better than the lottery

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:52:21 +0000

magnetite, FSBFP is a beacon of hope in these dark days, reminding us that as the world economy tanks there will always be winners as well as losers.

At the moment the ratio is about one to 10 million…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:48:26 +0000

Years ago Chernier there used to be white dog poo about everywhere. I think it must have been old poo that had just turned white but for many years I could never figure out why it was white. I thought it was something to do with what the dogs were eating!!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:44:17 +0000

I remember ‘poor kid’s chalk’ FSBFP (I’ll be glad when the world rights itself and you can go back to being ‘lone’, your name is murder on the SHIFT key)

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:43:01 +0000

No!

I’m completely baffled!

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:37:15 +0000

The old white crumbly chernier - surely you must remember them?

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:36:03 +0000

That’s fine; I’ll jist die of curiousosity whilst you reminisce…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:32:44 +0000

I used to be able to peel back a whole road down our cul-de-sac in the summer!

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:31:51 +0000

I’m fascinated, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon; do tell more.

But only after I’ve made a coffee; it sounds as if I need one…

By: coco

coco — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:30:58 +0000

Pigeon …… I saw some in Amsterdam next to a lamp-post a couple of years ago. I think that it’s a bit like the soft tarmac that one used to be able to stick up our noses and make necklaces from - a thing of the past.

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:26:37 +0000

but maybe she was trying to bring back one of Britains lost little treasures - “The old white crumbly”

They were everywhere here about 30 years ago!

By: coco

coco — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:24:10 +0000

This woman should have been strung up by her thumbs in a town square and pelted with all the bob that was found in her garden!

What a dirty, filthy bitch.

What if a copper or a fire-man had to go into her garden? What if they had slipped and fallen in it on a rainy day?

What if a kidnapped and abandoned child had been flung over her hedge or wall and had got some in its eye and been blinded for life?

Does she know the cost of dry-cleaning?

This is yet another good reason to bring back hanging!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:14:38 +0000

I bet she didn’t have to worry about prowlers in her garden though…

By: June

June — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:09:01 +0000

and there’s me poo picking dailyx2 and hosing off dailyx X…..

By: dairy

dairy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:56:28 +0000

she is indeed a fiend…. the place must stink to high heaven….