Comments on: Church Warns On The Perils Of Inhaling Gay Men

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:11:54 +0000

Of course they have souls!

The fact that they have sold them is neither here nor there…

By: James Hutchings

James Hutchings — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:09:12 +0000

The strangest thing about all this is that he’s chaplain to the London Stock Exchange; suggesting that the Church believes that people at the stock exchange have souls.

By: The Real Stig

The Real Stig — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:05:12 +0000

Ja wohl, mein Feurer!

Methinks he doth protest too much. I imagine him dressed up like Kenny Everett in leather when in private.

By: The Real Stig

The Real Stig — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:51:19 +0000

Jawohl, mein feurer!

By: Father David Heron

Father David Heron — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:42:40 +0000

It is appalling that fellatio should be compared with Doris Day

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:51:51 +0000

I have no intention of going anywhere near the nostrils of someone who claims, even allegedly as a joke, that fellatio kills.

The temptation to shout ‘That’s because you are not doing it right’ would be almost irresistible….

By: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:33:55 +0000

Inhaling gay men is not something you should sniff at.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:12:32 +0000

I see.

Anorka can devote the winter to thinking up more and more hadron puns, whilst the scientists can play gin rummy until they’ve paid the bill.

Well, that has to be good news for the people convinced that Satan’s lurking down there!

Sorry about that; Anorka mentioned to me recently that just because I spend my forays to the shops trying to avoid bankers defenestrating themselves it doesn’t mean that there isn’t plenty of joy and laughter to be found in the world.

That was my ‘Good News’ item for the day…

By: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:12:58 +0000

Chenier,

I didn’t know the reason for the delay but I have just done some research and it seems that they cannot restart the collider for the time being as the cost of electricity is up to ten times greater in Winter. They will probably restart at the end of April or the beginning of May and have the first particle collisions at the end of May.

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:03:54 +0000

…vitrioligo more like - nasty little ranting rector….

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:53:24 +0000

Thank you for the report, DD.

Is there any rational reason, or was it just the astrologers didn’t draw up the birth chart right?

By: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:47:54 +0000

Dairy, I would guess that he has vitiligo.

Speaking of the Large Hadron Collider (just down the road from me) it looks like being out of action until May 2009 at the earliest.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:25:55 +0000

Or a terrorist who should be shot as an example to foreigners daring to use our public transport…

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:14:02 +0000

is his face supposed to look like 2 different halves stuck together..? or is he the guy who stuck his head in the Large Hadron Collider…?

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:32:32 +0000

Well, obviously you are safe from the dread contagion, but remember there are other, more vulnerable individuals who might believe that Mullen is a disgrace to his uniform and should be booted out forthwith before JC gets to hear about it…

By: David

David — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:27:39 +0000

Oh I dont know… I’ve seen the Chicago gay pride parade and a Mexican independance day parade.
Witnessing these events has not given me gay feelings or caused me to start speaking spanish.
Also, polo neck sweater are handy during our famous midwester winters to stop the old neck freezing. I wear one while hunting… a manly act! (or something like that)

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:39:55 +0000

Yesterday I suggested we start with ‘I’m a total wanker’ tattood across Peter’s forehead as a market tester.

Today, having read his satirical blog entry in full, I can see it needs amendment.

‘I’m a liar and I wank to boot’

would fit…