Comments on: Dutch Prostitutes Tart Up The Whore Miles

By: Snivelly Chat

Snivelly Chat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:19:01 +0000

A bit overdue on the return of your thesaurus, Fully Secured? You might try reading it rather than the Cliff Notes

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:22:36 +0000

Pintpot3182 Says:

October 8th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Excuse me Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon,
But who said u can’t make a ho a housewife?!? Have u tried? I think not!!!

Dr Dre and snoop dogg said so……

By: Pintpot3182

Pintpot3182 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:56:19 +0000

Excuse me Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon,
But who said u can’t make a ho a housewife?!? Have u tried? I think not!!!

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:28:09 +0000

…but you can’t necessarily make a housewife into a ho….

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:11:58 +0000

Yes you can; all you have to do is add a us wife…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:02:36 +0000

you can’t make a ho a housewife

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:51:08 +0000

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon,

We were discussing the markets, as befits these troubled times.

Time is, after all, money, and I’m assuming that those hard working hos desperately trying to save up for new sofa will want to generate as much cash flow as possible, in as short a time as possible.

Though 7 seconds seems to be pushing it…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:42:03 +0000

7 mins? 7 measly mins? pmsl…..

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:30:32 +0000

Yep; that’s why I can quote Saint-Simon on Ninon De L’Enclos.

Though it would probably be going a bit far to dig Voltaire up and transfer him to my humble abode to grace my literary salon…

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:21:01 +0000

chenier - did you manage to get your bookcase…?

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:16:55 +0000

Courtesan, please.

“A shining example of the triumph of vice, when directed with intelligence and redeemed by a little virtue.”

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:12:52 +0000

Sevon seconds of banter would be pushing things. Unless the man has the good luck to be visiting an intellectual prostitute. “So, what do you think about Spinoza’s proposition on the objective value of moose-hunting in the post-hunter-gatherer era?”

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:05:14 +0000

I have just spent a fruitless 10 minutes looking for the video of the last seven minutes of Apocalypse now, which I posted on the Forum a few days ago.

Nobody does the Apocalypse better than the Doors.

Of course, seven minutes is probably a bit too long for the average ho/john exchange…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:43:11 +0000

It would be better for the economy if the government made it compulsory for every man to visit professional girls at least twice a month. Think of the tax returns! And anyway, soon everyone’s savings will be as objectively worthless as Charles Saatchi’s latest “it’s art, innit?” purchase, so let people spend their money on fun before the apocalypse sets in.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:29:35 +0000

Well, of course!

I myself only graced the oldest profession because I was saving up for another bookcase…