Comments on: Police Log: Man Loses It With Tail Gating Fox

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:19:08 +0000

Roadkill souvenirs?

They don’t have a lot of tourist attractions round their way…

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:04:34 +0000

…which should not be made available to bunnie eating avian predators…

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:01:56 +0000

You may be right; we’ve got one of those. It’s kind of a mixed blessing.

Surrounded by the concrete towers, it’s rather eerie to watch a heron fishing in the lake.

And then you realise that the ornamental carp cost a small bloody fortune and your community charge is keeping the heron in the lap of haute cuisine luxury…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:58:08 +0000

that likes eating bunnies amongst other things…

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:30:46 +0000

that’s because FSBFP is really a heron in disguise…..

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:23:37 +0000

Sorry, I should have mentioned that the hawk does a runner when he spots Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon; we’re not sure why because the hawk isn’t talking.

It’s a bit bad when a hawk turns into a big girls blouse…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:58:22 +0000

noone puts the fear of god in me

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:10:49 +0000

one might say that in the City of London, they have no eye deer at the moment….?

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:32:29 +0000

It’s recommended by vets NOT to put an injured badger in the boot of the car.
A woman ended up in hospital for several weeks with horrendous bites after the unconscious animal came round and was waiting as she opened the lid!

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:28:06 +0000

Actually, here in the City of London there are b*gger all deer. We do have Bears, we used to have Bulls, till they all moved to Canary Wharf, and a nice man with a hawk comes around every so often and puts the fear of God into the pigeon population.

But no deer.

Which is a shame, since we will probably need all the cheap protein we can get…

By: David

David — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:19:06 +0000

A similar thing happened here in Wisconsin but with a deer. The motorist stuck it, thought it was dead, and put it in the back seat of his car. It then woke up and mayhem followed.
This time of year they are all over the place and you have to be careful.

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:00:48 +0000

The Commie insurgency is hotting up again….

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:42:39 +0000

I do so hope the fox survived and bit the drivers dick off as a souvenir.