Jade Goody Wishes Osama Bin Laden Well
THOSE planning fro the death of Jade Goody should know that she is planning her funeral.
Nothing should explain her as much as her passing and, as the Sun notes, Jade wants:
“I want people to cry over me!”
Over in the Mirror, and Jayde says:
“There are people out there who think I deserve to be sick and to die, but I’d never wish this on anyone, not even Bin Laden, not that he has a womb.”
And he’s not been on Big Brovver – three times! - neivver. Loser!
She goes on:
“I cannot waster my time thinking about these people.”
Nor talking about them…
In a newly released video, Osama Bin Laden wishes Jade Goody well, and wonders if she cold put in a good word for him with Shilpa Poppadom…
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jade Goody, Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 8th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
We members of the poor bloody infantry can sometimes overlook the fact that Anorka has to venture into the cesspits with nothing but his shovel and a couple of stun grenades for back up.
All I have to do is hang around the financial indexes and make the occasional trip to Corney and Barrow to test the mood; if you can get served in less than half an hour you know we are in the shit….
October 8th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I’ve just linked to two different Sun stories in the same day. I feel physically sick. No wonder Anroak doesn’t give us the links - it’s for his own health. It’s left to us plebs to risk radioactive exposure.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
“SHE effing hates Jordan”
Dear oh dear, etc. etc…
October 8th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Still going strong apparently:
“Jade ‘f****** hates’ Jordan”
“I don’t like her, in fact I hate her, I can’t f****** stand her.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1778048.ece
The effing hates Jordan, but doesn’t wish anything bad on OBL? Perhaps Osama Corp.’s stock is rising…
October 8th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Difficult, dairy, deeply difficult.
Many crisises ago some pol branded someone or another ‘the unacceptable face of capitalism’
Jade’s the unacceptable face of reality tv…
October 8th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I wish she would just shut up for a while - I can appreciate the devastation of what she is going through but this constant bleating is only going to make her even more enemies than she has already…
October 8th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Poor chap; there’s nothing so obsolete as yesterday’s terrorist.
It appears to have finally dawned on the powers that be that they have been taken to the cleaners; all those ‘wealth creators’ have done more damage than a squadron of B52s…
October 8th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Yep - Osama doesn’t get out of his cave for anything less than 400k these days.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Provided he can get his money out of the Post Office beforehand…
October 8th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
When the new beard is up and running, Osama will be back with a **Brand New Show** starting next Friday on Channel 4. It will be called “TAI Friday” (Thank Allah It’s Friday). Included in the first show will be a short speech by OBL himself (two to four hours), Kalashnikov-upgrade tips, general smugness about the hideous greed of decadent infidel Western pig-dogs, and much else besides!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I imagine that he’s thoroughly pissed off with these wankers called bankers taking up publicity which should rightfully be his…
October 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I hope Osama’s beard-replacement therapy has gone well.