Comments on: Jade Goody Wishes Osama Bin Laden Well http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:22:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388502 chenier Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:39:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388502 We members of the poor bloody infantry can sometimes overlook the fact that Anorka has to venture into the cesspits with nothing but his shovel and a couple of stun grenades for back up. All I have to do is hang around the financial indexes and make the occasional trip to Corney and Barrow to test the mood; if you can get served in less than half an hour you know we are in the shit.... We members of the poor bloody infantry can sometimes overlook the fact that Anorka has to venture into the cesspits with nothing but his shovel and a couple of stun grenades for back up.

All I have to do is hang around the financial indexes and make the occasional trip to Corney and Barrow to test the mood; if you can get served in less than half an hour you know we are in the shit….

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388488 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:30:57 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388488 I've just linked to two different Sun stories in the same day. I feel physically sick. No wonder Anroak doesn't give us the links - it's for his own health. It's left to us plebs to risk radioactive exposure. I’ve just linked to two different Sun stories in the same day. I feel physically sick. No wonder Anroak doesn’t give us the links - it’s for his own health. It’s left to us plebs to risk radioactive exposure.

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388481 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:25:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388481 "SHE effing hates Jordan" Dear oh dear, etc. etc... “SHE effing hates Jordan”

Dear oh dear, etc. etc…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388479 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:24:22 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388479 Still going strong apparently: "Jade 'f****** hates' Jordan" "I don't like her, in fact I hate her, I can't f****** stand her." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1778048.ece The effing hates Jordan, but doesn't wish anything bad on OBL? Perhaps Osama Corp.'s stock is rising... Still going strong apparently:

“Jade ‘f****** hates’ Jordan”

“I don’t like her, in fact I hate her, I can’t f****** stand her.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1778048.ece

The effing hates Jordan, but doesn’t wish anything bad on OBL? Perhaps Osama Corp.’s stock is rising…

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388457 chenier Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:51:15 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388457 Difficult, dairy, deeply difficult. Many crisises ago some pol branded someone or another 'the unacceptable face of capitalism' Jade's the unacceptable face of reality tv... Difficult, dairy, deeply difficult.

Many crisises ago some pol branded someone or another ‘the unacceptable face of capitalism’

Jade’s the unacceptable face of reality tv…

]]> By: dairy http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388410 dairy Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:26:24 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388410 I wish she would just shut up for a while - I can appreciate the devastation of what she is going through but this constant bleating is only going to make her even more enemies than she has already... I wish she would just shut up for a while - I can appreciate the devastation of what she is going through but this constant bleating is only going to make her even more enemies than she has already…

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388395 chenier Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:38:48 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388395 Poor chap; there's nothing so obsolete as yesterday's terrorist. It appears to have finally dawned on the powers that be that they have been taken to the cleaners; all those 'wealth creators' have done more damage than a squadron of B52s... Poor chap; there’s nothing so obsolete as yesterday’s terrorist.

It appears to have finally dawned on the powers that be that they have been taken to the cleaners; all those ‘wealth creators’ have done more damage than a squadron of B52s…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388394 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:31:12 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388394 Yep - Osama doesn't get out of his cave for anything less than 400k these days. Yep - Osama doesn’t get out of his cave for anything less than 400k these days.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388392 chenier Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:27:35 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388392 Provided he can get his money out of the Post Office beforehand... Provided he can get his money out of the Post Office beforehand…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388389 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:20:38 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388389 When the new beard is up and running, Osama will be back with a **Brand New Show** starting next Friday on Channel 4. It will be called "TAI Friday" (Thank Allah It's Friday). Included in the first show will be a short speech by OBL himself (two to four hours), Kalashnikov-upgrade tips, general smugness about the hideous greed of decadent infidel Western pig-dogs, and much else besides! When the new beard is up and running, Osama will be back with a **Brand New Show** starting next Friday on Channel 4. It will be called “TAI Friday” (Thank Allah It’s Friday). Included in the first show will be a short speech by OBL himself (two to four hours), Kalashnikov-upgrade tips, general smugness about the hideous greed of decadent infidel Western pig-dogs, and much else besides!

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388373 chenier Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:55:16 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388373 I imagine that he's thoroughly pissed off with these wankers called bankers taking up publicity which should rightfully be his... I imagine that he’s thoroughly pissed off with these wankers called bankers taking up publicity which should rightfully be his…

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/191916/tabloids/jade-goody-wishes-osama-bin-laden-well.html/comment-page-1#comment-388372 Jack McJiggins Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:53:01 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191916#comment-388372 I hope Osama's beard-replacement therapy has gone well. I hope Osama’s beard-replacement therapy has gone well.

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