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Victoria Beckham Rubs Bird Poo On Her Face

by | 8th, October 2008

THE Daily Star bring news that Victoria Beckham has taken to rubbing bird poo on her face.

The paper tells its readers peering up at a tree of nesting rooks that the “geisha face mask” has been used for centuries by Japanese women who, we must assume, could not afford more expensive treatments.

The brew is a blend of nightingale droppings, bran and rice gains. Chuck in a few private split ends and you’ve got a supermarket ownbrand muesli; which, in case Posh is interested, is a kind of food…

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