Comments on: Victoria Beckham Rubs Bird Poo On Her Face

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:45:26 +0000

Well, that’s a promising start; I’m not too keen on it either but it’s an improvement on foreskins, right?

By: matthew venables

matthew venables — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:28:13 +0000

i am disgusted

By: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:00:57 +0000

I’ve just looked at the photo.

What are those things where her legs should be?

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:52:39 +0000

Be fair, DD; support your local pigeon!

By: Mr W Street

Mr W Street — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:50:02 +0000

Postpone the most devastating Worldwide economic crisis since the last great depression, Victoria Beckham is about to smear her face with bird sh*t and needs to tell the whole world about it.

By: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:42:24 +0000

I’ve always used sham poo.

Seems a bit OTT to use the real stuff.

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:24:58 +0000

…you should know, Miss P!! I think she’s just doing an impression of Big Bird…

By: Miss P Hilton

Miss P Hilton — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:07:58 +0000

With a story like that she must be only another one or two publicity stunts away from using the tried and tested missing sex tape tactic.

By: Walter Dove

Walter Dove — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:02:20 +0000

Lone pigeon! Be careful my feathered friend! Judging from the garment she’s wearing in the top left hand corner she might end up trying to wear you as a dress.

By: The Editor

The Editor — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:55:27 +0000

Thats a surprise! Pigeon poo to get publicity? And I thought Bulls*t was Victoria Beckhams favoutite.

-agw: The What? No, you ain’t pally

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:26:26 +0000

Quite true; given the amount of bullshit being churned out by the traditional media gamely trying to pretend that it knows what a credit default swap is, pigeon poo on the face is a matter of some importance to Anorka.

We have Lone Pigeon, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon and Rocket Scientist Pigeon to keep up the supply chain…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:12:29 +0000

I’m glad the vicious rumours about Anroak “dumbing down” with endless fecal-matter stories are completely unfounded.

By: agw

agw — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:04:30 +0000

He’ll quote Pravda if the story-line’s good enough.

By: lone pigeon

lone pigeon — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:03:03 +0000

If anyone wants to buy some contact me on +442568 7895632

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:59:38 +0000

come on Anorak…. are you quoting the Star as an organ of truth and honesty?!