Australia Cures Bi-Polar Disorder With Aborigine Magic Dust
AMERICA. AMERICA! There is hope. You must leave and head to Australia.
Baz Luhrmann has a message for you.
A small brown boy, possibly called Yvonne, Rolf or Shane, will arrive in your urban sink and sprinkle magic dust onto your hand.
Don’t call the cops. The Australians know who he is. And as a brown-skinned kid in the land Down Under he is going nowhere. Really. They have fences.
Just inhale deeply. That heady mix of low-fat fruit juice, chlorine and isolation is Australia.
It’s your refuge…
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Media, Terrible TV Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 23rd, 2009 at 11:33 am
This is the fucking most disgusting, anarchic writing i have seen in a long time. Where the hell do you get off generalising that a) everyone from Australia has some retarded names like rolf, shane or Yvonne, and that b) Aboriginal’s dont have a future and that they are going nowhere. Obviously being stuck in the hell hole of America makes you dellusional because you have nothing in comparison to Australia, who has some of the most amazing landscape in the world. It makes me sick to think that prejudice, prudent, pricks like yourself exist in this world. Wards were fought over freaking race and here you are being an ass and discriminating against Aboriginal people, who probably existing way before white folk.
Get a life: you obviously have serious issues with yourself.