
Gordon Brown Is Enjoying Our Pain
GORDON Brown is at pains to say how the banking crisis is a US import. Do you believe him? Nick Robinson is in the locale of the great leader:
When someone’s mobile phone interrupts his speech he joked “I don’t know if another bank has fallen…”, to guffaws of laughter before adding “you’ll be pleased I’ll not be giving financial information this evening”.
Everyone at Westminster has noticed that he’s grown in confidence and stature during this crisis. Could he even be enjoying it?
Well, yes - as might the business journalists who have never been so in demand…
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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Gordon Brown, Politicians Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 9th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
What was his catchphrase now? Ummm yeah, “No more return to the days of boom and bust”, now sounds about as convincing and credible as a Derek Acorah theatre tour.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
It looks like they’ll just have to change the name to the U.S.S Failed Enterprise then!
October 9th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
“Everyone at Westminster has noticed that he’s grown in confidence and stature during this crisis. Could he even be enjoying it?” That’s like a vandal getting a high out of boarding up all the windows he’s just smashed!
October 9th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
To boldly go where no incompetent man has gone before.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Bullsh*ters on the starboard bow Captain!
October 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
It seems you missed the picture of that very event; try
http://www.anorak.co.uk/money/191898.html#comments
October 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
If he farted in the room he’d end up blaming the dog!
October 9th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Particularly if Lone decides to bring in his brothers, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon and Rocket Scientist Pigeon, on the raids with him.
The Six Winged Pigeons of the Apocalypse…
October 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
bird shit is another.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Question is will any of the bodyguards be willing to take the shot ?
I mean bullets is one thing BUT……….
October 9th, 2008 at 10:57 am
A very popular choice, if I may say so.
Just give me some warning in future; I don’t want to be in the vicinity of the wonton soup raid.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Good cos they do make a mess!!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Oh err. Get her/him Gordon…
The starling flocks are winging their way from Norfolk as we chatter.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I don’t think Gordon Brown has any right to laugh at anything right now. In fact I am hovering and swooping above Downing street whilst tapping this report into my crackberry. I had a huge birthday curry last night whilst reading Anokra last night planning today’s assault. The pigeons belly is full and the sights are primed. Gordon is the target. How dare he he laugh? How dare he? The prudent one? Gordon. Your time is up. Your ridiculous excuses don’t wash with me anymore. You will not admit anything put to you with your ‘I don’t accept that’ line when pressed. Well you won’t be able to not accept my load when it hits you. Just don’t have your mouth open because you’re gonna be swallowing second hand chicken pathia, saag panner, vegetable curry and meat samosa and I hope you bloody choke on it. I’ve decided to start this campaign at the top and i’m going to work my way down. Darling (George). You’re next and i’m making a nice wan ton soup for you…..
These people need locking up. They are not fit for the purpose of which they serve. People. Unite. Take to the streets. Take of your trousers and follow the pigeon. Shit on the bloody lot of em…..
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M&A
Artemis
I see; the vengeance of the Lone Pigeon, winging his way across the sky to a politician near you.
That will do nicely.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:38 am
It’s just the working out of market forces, Anokra.
Remember, it’s not the American Plan!