Comments on: Hefner’s New Teenage Tango Twins

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:22:53 +0000

A man must stand by his principles, Chenier…and on his flip-flops.

Also, I may be thoroughly mistaken, but I could swear that The Rabbit was a different product to that non-functioning lightsabre up there.

By: Alabama4Obama

Alabama4Obama — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:53:45 +0000

That’s one Sugar Daddy that ain’t too sweet - I hear Hugh flip flops….

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:27:22 +0000

Well, I’m pleased to see that you are upholding your principles, but my point about the repulsiveness of the bunny-logo’d guy remains.

Though it has dawned on me that possibly that incredibly well selling item currently gracing the top of another thread may have acquired its name as a riposte to Mr Hefner’s idea of fun…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:27:20 +0000

Chenier, I know lots of people with 8, 9, 10 - up to 16 year (and beyond, with the foolish) old daughters who want a Playboy jacket, or mirror, or pen and diary set. I don’t mind the feelth (the magazine) - we men will be men. It is the conversion of that into a widespread sanitised product line for girls who have no idea who he really is, or what he does that makes me want him to breathe his last not in the company of a bunny, but in the toilet - on the floor with a broken hip - and no-one around to help him.

That, and the fact that at 82 all a man should want is his slippers, pipe - and as much time as possible in the shed away from the wife. There must be other, younger pornographers (or even plain old businessmen) who Hef is denying their chances with a gold-digger. Be fair, Hef. Share the wealth.

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:12:18 +0000

Hugh Hefner is lots of things but silly isn’t one of them. No way is he going to have either another wife or more children to challenge his fortune.

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:05:25 +0000

Magnetite, you are putting the boot in pretty hard, are you not?

Not complaining, just observing.

In fact, could you give him a few kicks from me while you are at it?

Many years ago, when the Playboy club still existed, I was on a flight from London to Madrid, a stopover to South America. We sat in the plane, and the plane sat at Heathrow, and it didn’t take off.

It transpired that we were awaiting a special passenger, whose daddy, or possibly uncle, owned wherever it was the plane was ultimately bound, and I was placated by the upgrade to first class, which was a mistake.

At last the special passenger arrived, and he was undoubtedly the most repulsive guy I have ever clapped eyes. He was wearing a playboy logo’d shirt and he leered a lot.

Indeed, he leered all the way to Madrid, and I had to get the stewardess to guard the door to the loo when I wished to use it.

So put the boot in for me, dear Magnetite…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:51:46 +0000

Ah, Hef. I hope that there is a Hell. As an 82-year old, you yourself will be a youthful and fresh-faced ‘Plaything of the Millennium’ to demonic creatures who (may) have existed for aeons. The reversal of roles that would ensue is delightful.

And your tears and cries for mercy will be their Viagra…their Viagra, Hef.

By: lyn

lyn — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:19:05 +0000

Cheryl - now that jogs my memory. Poor Hef - he has just found out why apparently.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:16:34 +0000

One would think that years ago with his lifestyle he would have had the vas to go from a working model to a sports model, so not to worry about fathering more children.

Lyn, men don’t lose their ability to sire children anywhere near the ages women lose their ability to conceive more children. Men have been known to father children into their 80’s!

By: lyn

lyn — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:42:22 +0000

New news - Hef now has found out he can’t father a child. What man can at his age!

By: lyn

lyn — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:23:28 +0000

News!! Holly Madison has gone, the other two girls may go, and now Hugh is alone, and lonely. Serves him right, Holly wanted to marry him and have his children, Hef said no.
If Hef isn’t careful, this could spell the end for him if he overdoes it. Nice chap though.

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:24:16 +0000

The poor chap looks as if he’s forgotten to put his false teeth back in…

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:13:38 +0000

Look at the picture - the two ’sweeties’ are looking at the camera all smiles with hopes of dollars in their eyes. He is sitting there just staring with a dazed look on his face, that man is long past the stud stage.

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:08:05 +0000

Well, you are clearly well ahead of me in the good taste stakes, Cool and Calm.

It’s such a hideous picture, isn’t it?

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:03:08 +0000

I really really wanted to comment on ’sticking staples in centrefolds’ but decided against it on the grounds of good taste!

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:57:29 +0000

Thank heaven for that; I know your brother’s birthday was yesterday, but for one awful moment I was wondering whether you are, in fact, an 82 year old billionaire moonlighting when you should be sticking staples into centrefolds…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:52:47 +0000

old enough to know better chernier

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:50:56 +0000

MONEY!!!!

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:50:21 +0000

I think we had better not ask how old Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon is…

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:37:13 +0000

Yes, that’s probably it!