Hefner’s New Teenage Tango Twins

HUGH Hefner, patron saint of Viagra, has pulled Kristina and Karissa Shannon. And in time for Halloween, too. Every holiday is milestone when you’re Hef.

Pass the 19-year-old pumpkins. If you open their mouths and put a candle inside, you can see them thinking.

Says Heff:

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends.”

He needs them as nightlights. But what if one the twins loses her youthful glow? Hef has a spare:

A college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews is also waiting in the wings. “She was testing here this past weekend,” Hef says of the centerfold wannabe, “and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.”

Wonder what form the testing takes? Anorak imagines Hef is shown pictures of vitmain jar lids popping to get him in teh mood. Then Amy Leigh walks in dressed as a nurse…

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