
Chanelle Hayes’ Phone Sex Alternative
CHANELLE Hayes is showing Daily Star readers her backside.
These are Chanelle’s “Cheeky ways to enjoy the credit crunch”.
For just 35p, Star readers can hang up on those expensive phone sex chat lines and just stare at Chanelle while listening to a free CD of Thora Hird reciting the alphabet.
Catching Out With Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
My apologies to Dame Thora. I now honour her honorific. I’d sketch a low bow, but I’m already up to ‘F’ and I fear injury…
October 10th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I think you will find that is Dame Thora Hird…
October 10th, 2008 at 11:45 am
However, the Thora Hird Alphabet Sex Tape sounds great. I doubt I’ll make it past ‘M’ though.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Here’s a short list of things I would have have enter my eyeballs than the image of Chanelle Hayes backside:
The high-velocity contents of active sandblasting equipment at a distance of about one inch.
That is all for now…