The End Of Football’s Age Of Innocence: Melanie Slade Strips Off
SETANTA. Director of football (not to be confused with football director). Theo Walcott. Lots of clean toilets at Wembley Stadium. Man City playing beach soccer. Dennis Wise in a suit and not appearing in court.
All parts of football’s brave new world.
But it’s not all change. No one told Melanie Slade, Walcott’s lover, that time has moved on. And here she in the Sun making a “great career mauve” in a lilac bikini.
It’s all very tasteful, and we can confirm that, in all likelihood, Melanie’s chest remains of her own making and her skin is not the colour of the Martian sunset.
So here’s Mel, 19. She has arrived. Look out for her signature perfume, keep-fit DVD and X-Box game, and ringtone…
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Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Back pages, Sports, Wags & Players Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 13th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
The old cash register!
October 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Good evening, Saul.
I’m a bit baffled on the cha ching bit.
Dance?
Drink?
Tool to remove pebbles from horses’ hooves?
October 13th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Mel says, cha ching. Keep it coming.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Actually, I dont think she’s that great looking
Somewhat pretty but that’s it really.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Autobiography? Check!.. Fashion book? Check!.. Perfume deal? Check!.. Hello Magazine wedding exclusive pictures deal? Check!.. Hello Magazine exclusive new baby pics? Check!.. Autiobiography Part 2, 3yrs on update? Check!.. ‘Exclusive’ clothing range deal? Check!.. News Of The World Exclusive(s)? Check!.. Fitness DVD? Check!.. Paparrazi picures out shopping? Check!.. Another fashion book! Check?.. More Hello Magazine space filling stuff? Check!.. No requirement for any real talent? Check!.. Mmmm perhaps I should have spelt it Cheque?
October 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
No doubt the other wags will be jealous of this young beauty, Posh Spice…….move
over!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
It’s time for a job description and title to help facilitate the tabloid and Hello magazine bulls**t! Hows about reinventing/relabelling her on the hoof and calling her a Fashionista and Fashion Icon that usually fools enough people doesn’t it?
October 11th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
It’s way too early for her to release her autobiography and obligatory fashion tips book she’s only 19 her money making team, mmmm sorry I meant management will have to wait at least another 3-6 months.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
The Cheeky Girls must be very worried about the emergence of this new and younger rival.