Comments on: Mara Carfagna Sues Over Blow Job Gag

By: Aileen Still

Aileen Still — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:52:59 +0000

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:44:28 +0000

Smoking is bad for your health; he was just trying to protect his lungs…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:29:05 +0000

No marriage necessary Silvio! WJ Clinton should be your guide in this respect, though he always preferred blowing his sax organ.

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:01:36 +0000

Bugger this travelling lark; I’m going back to New Zealand, where men are men and the sheep are nervous…

By: Gandolf

Gandolf — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:46:27 +0000

Dat dere remoinds me of moi oirish mate Paddy who was told by his brigade leader to blow up a motor car…………….Paddy did and he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe………..

By: agw

agw — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:45:45 +0000

Aha? …. The perfect opportunity:
An Eskimo was a bit bored with looking at the vast white emptiness and decided he needed a change of scenery, so he booked a holiday to Australia. Soon after arrival, he headed off to the wide green, then increasingly brown and arid hills and valleys in an old Rent-A-Wreck motor car. He was a few days into the tour when driving along a country road, suddenly the car started to stall cough and splutter. Then it conked out. After desperately trying to re-start it without success, he pulled up the bonnet, looked bewildered at the engine and sat down, defeated.
As it happened an Aussie was walking along the road and saw the lonely Eskimo sitting on the grass verge. The Eskimo beckoned him over and said: “We don’t have cars where I come from, can you please help me?”
The Aussie peered under the bonnet and said to the Eskimo: “I know what your problem is mate, you’ve blown a seal. ”
The Eskimo looked at him, in a clearly profoundly shocked way, and said icily :
“So what? You shag sheep.”

Any litigation-minded Inuit, Yupik or Australian who finds that offensive or racially intimidating can sue my ol’ mate Rick. I will forward his details on request.
Kiwis need not apply.