Comments on: Islam Is The Light, And Poos Like A Real Baby

By: sam

sam — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:54:52 +0000

oh well, it’s probably best not to go to kansas then it seems.

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:54:36 +0000

It’s all that clicking their heels together…

By: David

David — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:48:46 +0000

See the thing is… people in Kansas are nuts.
And proud of it it seems.

By: Justlooking

Justlooking — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:19:28 +0000

What the dolly actually says is:

“Beware capitalist dogs of the west! We’re taking over global economy with our synthesised poly-hydrocarbons.”

Believe me, I speak fluent chinglish.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:09:44 +0000

Apparently if you hold it upside down, it tells you that ‘Paul is dead’. Maybe The Rutles had a hand it its design.

By: agw

agw — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:56:02 +0000

Jihad that.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:09:08 +0000

Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #1:”I’m gonna get me a gun and shoot everyone here tomorrow!”
Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #2;”Really? I’m going to reprogram 300,000 dolls so they say ‘Islam is the light’.”
Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #1;”Okay then, I won’t shoot you. I’d keep your head down anyway though, just in case. I’m a terrible shot.”

By: coco

coco — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:20:47 +0000

Bloody Fisher Price! They’ve still not got back to Jo and I with the costings for the Clan Dolly Collection.

Apparently the Frilly Philly Dolly is going to be one Hell of a mould to make! And they think the bulging eyes are going to be a problem.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:55:23 +0000

It’s not saying Mama whatever it’s saying.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:04:10 +0000

Anorka, you did it again!

You left out the best bit; the doll also mumbles:

“Satan is king”

What sort of shoddy reporting omits all reference to the imminent arrival of the Rapture?

Anyone would think that you don’t want people to repent now, while they’ve still got the chance…