Getting A Teenager To Clean The Toilet With The Bible
MY teeanger just will nto clean the toilet. What can I do? Let the Good Lord show you the way:
Whether your teenager is 13 or 19, they really need to learn how to clean the bathroom. After all, pretty soon they’ll be grown and on their own. Cleaning the bathroom is something they need to learn how to do. Here are a few tips on how to encourage your teen to clean the bathroom…
A suggestion:
Quote from the Bible.
For those of you who are not quite sure which Bible verses to use, here are a couple: “Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.” (Exodus 20:12) “Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.” (Colossians 3:20), “My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother,” (Proverbs 1:8).
And verily did the toilet bowls sparkle like the Cup, and it was good…
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Strange But True Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 15th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Getting a teenager to do something using bible verses eh?
Great book, there’s something in there to cover almost any situation.
When my sweet grandmother (as opposed to the crabby one) expressed her concern about me riding a motorcycle I told her “dont worry Gran’ it’s in the bible”.
“And Joshuas triumph was heard throughout the land” I forget the chapter and verse but it’s there.
Also you could try clouting them in the head with a nice heavy edition, the scriptures in action!
Though that’s probably illegal in England now
October 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
brandon, i think you should come over here and whip mine into shape
October 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
between £10 and £20 a week
plus board lodging, clothes and all bills.
£40 a week is expensive for a quick ciff moussing on a saturday morning.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Are you paying them day rate or piece time?
October 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Teenagers want money and freedom , they only get it if the chores/homeworks done.
I have the most expensive cleaners in london
October 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Just what I’d expect from the son of a bloated plutocrat; mind you, if the bankers had stuck to peeing on the carpet instead of adjourning to the washroom for a coke we’d all be a lot better off…
October 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Our toilet is always spotlessly clean. It’s the bloody carpet that my son likes to pee on!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 am
At the risk of repeating myself. ..
Threaten them with the ultimate…….do you really want to wear that jumper your Nanna knitted for you ; in front of all your mates.
That should have the bowl gleaming.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Johnny just posted this Youtube Sarah Palin song on an old thread, and I enjoyed it so much I’m posting it here as well.
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VERY funny video and original song for sarah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9amtW_XVrv4&feature=email
October 14th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Some teenagers should have to clean toilets with their tongues!
Especially those that enjoy going to young offenders institutions!
It may prevent them enjoying prison and becoming institutionalised!
Get in the ring!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Ok, I forgive you, Anorka.
Anything, as long as I don’t have to read the lyrics to the Sarah Palin song again…