Comments on: Getting A Teenager To Clean The Toilet With The Bible

By: David

David — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:40:04 +0000

Getting a teenager to do something using bible verses eh?
Great book, there’s something in there to cover almost any situation.
When my sweet grandmother (as opposed to the crabby one) expressed her concern about me riding a motorcycle I told her “dont worry Gran’ it’s in the bible”.
“And Joshuas triumph was heard throughout the land” I forget the chapter and verse but it’s there.
Also you could try clouting them in the head with a nice heavy edition, the scriptures in action!
Though that’s probably illegal in England now

By: sam

sam — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:11:56 +0000

brandon, i think you should come over here and whip mine into shape

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:05:01 +0000

between £10 and £20 a week
plus board lodging, clothes and all bills.

£40 a week is expensive for a quick ciff moussing on a saturday morning.

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:51:30 +0000

Are you paying them day rate or piece time?

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:50:37 +0000

Teenagers want money and freedom , they only get it if the chores/homeworks done.

I have the most expensive cleaners in london

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:45:41 +0000

Just what I’d expect from the son of a bloated plutocrat; mind you, if the bankers had stuck to peeing on the carpet instead of adjourning to the washroom for a coke we’d all be a lot better off…

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:29:37 +0000

Our toilet is always spotlessly clean. It’s the bloody carpet that my son likes to pee on!

By: Saul

Saul — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:16:12 +0000

At the risk of repeating myself. ..

Threaten them with the ultimate…….do you really want to wear that jumper your Nanna knitted for you ; in front of all your mates.

That should have the bowl gleaming.

By: Artemis

Artemis — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:40:13 +0000

Johnny just posted this Youtube Sarah Palin song on an old thread, and I enjoyed it so much I’m posting it here as well.

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VERY funny video and original song for sarah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9amtW_XVrv4&feature=email

By: coco

coco — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:54:14 +0000

Some teenagers should have to clean toilets with their tongues!

Especially those that enjoy going to young offenders institutions!

It may prevent them enjoying prison and becoming institutionalised!

Get in the ring!

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:44:44 +0000

Ok, I forgive you, Anorka.

Anything, as long as I don’t have to read the lyrics to the Sarah Palin song again…