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Aliens Arrive On Earth Today

by | 15th, October 2008

IF any aliens are reading this, when you come to Earth today, bring gold, a Wii, love, a new tie for Gordon Brown, world peace, the cricket ball you stole in 1983 and a huge ray gun.

As the Daily Star reported yesterday, “aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there”.

That’s right. Aliens are traversing the cosmos to prove to us that they exist. They will appear; announce themselves as aliens; and leave. That’s the itinerary – unless thery are stopped at the boarder, arrested as illegal aliens and retuedn to France.

We know aliens are here because “experts” tell us it is so:

Here is the expert. American psychic Blossom Goodchild says they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.

The aliens will do this by proving they exist and then stuffing the Deal Or No Deal boxes with real cash. They will then declare Noel Edmonds as their ambassador on Earth, King of The World.

Anyone with half a mind will then instantly commit suicide, thus leaving the world populated only by they who believe…

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