Comments on: Scientific Fact: It Is Shit Up North:

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:14:06 +0000

Wow!

Not exactly shit-hot news, is it?

Though it might have qualified back on 15th October, 2008 when it was published….

By: yampster

yampster — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:34:41 +0000

‘Appen

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:12:47 +0000

the mere fact that the surveys were done at bus stops implies to me that these guys couldn’t even afford a car. I come from York and we are very clean, so I do not agree that all “Northeners” are dirty (being one myself) and would like to mention that Newcastle isn’t classed at Northern England - they are half cast scotsmen.

It’s also interesting if you look at the rat infestation rates comparing the north and south - and how many rats are within a few feet of you at any one time - southerners beware!…………..oh, and the air quality
……….and crime figures - i live in North Yorkshire - be sure to check that one out.
……….and levels of homelessness and drug addiction - oh, you lose again.
……….house prices for a 3 bedroom detached house.
……….quality of healthcare facilities.
….these are ALL facts that are undeniable backed up by figures you can get anywhere online…..just take a peek.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:47:59 +0000

If I had to wash my hands every time I hugged my whippet, I’d wind up with OCD. Mike Catchpole, the inevitable hyper-mutating MRSA (or somesuch - fill in next pandemic type, source and vector here yourself) will surely strike those who have not been “tempered in raw sh*t” hardest though, won’t it?

I wonder why there is an asterisk after Euston. Does it lead to the disclaimer that “obviously the numbers of people at Euston who serve your food, drinks and newspapers were in the 90th percentile…and we’re not sure that it wasn’t deliberate. We just didn’t want to scare you so we only tested people standing scrubbing themselves with pan scourers and bleach on the platform, and recently-released depressives who just wanted to be cleansed before their leap into the path of the 10.25.”

[Nod to the late George Carlin for the 'tempered in' excerpt...tops two, three times a week! Tops!]

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:47:36 +0000

I wish I had my first time mother ocd again.

God I was squeaky then.

By: Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon

Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:30:10 +0000

That is a lovely ‘lunchtime at your desk’ type picture. Superb!