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Jordan and PAPA Polish Up In Love Affirmation Ceremony

by | 15th, October 2008

AFTER the TV show, Jordan is “finally” responding to the clamour and will tell OK! readers about her marriage.

Or what there was of it. Says Jordan of her romance with pop acorn Peter Andre (PAPA): “WHY I WALKED OUT ON PETE.” She is showing readers her clean hand, and muscular naked ring finger. “It looks like I’ll be a single mum.”

Jordan gets the photo spread and the kids, and PAPA gets to wax his back, crack and sack on daytime telly.

But hold on. It’s all wrong. The truth is “very different”.

Jordan and PAPA are very much in love. They were to renew their vows but decided instead for a “love affirmation ceremony”. This involves Peter standing on a slice of wedding cake waiting for Jordan to pick him up, attach him to a Swarovski crystal chain and tuck him

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