If you have a doctorate going spare - please give it to Amaral!

Thank you!

Amaral for Mayor!

And to quote an old Meatloaf song - ‘Give a dog a bone!’

In fact there are two dogs that deserve a bone! Woof woof! Grrrrrrrrrr!

Raspy-Arse and ProzacPam are OK at dishing it out but they can’t fucking take it - can they? Tee hee!

Fiddle dee dee! I do declare - they have conceded - for now!

October 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Unfortunately the Madeleine thread(s) have become farce, without the slightest hint or attempt at satirical content, the “carry on” mob are saturating the content.
…………………………………………………………………………..

Saturating the content? Saturating the fucking content?

What the fucking Hell does ’saturating the content’ mean?

Can we leave the saturation of the content to the British forensic laboratories please - this is no place for a chemistry lesson!

Good Heavens - has this Arseputin creature been creeping about in one of PammyWammy’s English classes?

Coz I’m certain that nobody’s been in her knickers for a long time - I can tell! lol

Rasputin Says:

October 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Unfortunately the Madeleine thread(s) have become farce, without the slightest hint or attempt at satirical content, the “carry on” mob are saturating the content.
……………………………………………………………………….

It’s about time you got your fucking facts right matey and asked Amaral and the Embassies who made a fucking farce of this!

What a fucking Knob-Head of the highest order!

YOU ARE JUST WHAT BRANDONFLOURS AND I EXPECTED!

Pious Pompous Professor Pam Full of Piss and Wind says …. with much paranoia - what fucking code-words???? You Knob!

October 16th, 2008 at 6:08 am

I’m loving the Connie and Coco Resistance–it’s all so plaintive, and furtive, and code word-ish. Crazy as the effing day is long, of course, but very amusing.

I’m imagine Coco has dragged out his seamed stockings and Gauloises. (The black beret would have already been about, since I see we had a brief dabble with Brother Che a bit earlier.)
……………………………………………………………….

Gee PammyWam - your English is crap for a English-speaking Professor! Ask Connie for English lessons - she is exquisite!

Pammy-Wammy - you just cannot let byegones be buried can you???

Which is why I cannot understand your allegiance to the resident Weirdy-Men.

Surely - a democatic, free-thinking and liberal Soul such as yourself would want to do your best to ensure that justice has been done for a three years old little girl?

Surely - you would not want the parents to be held in suspicion by millions of people the World over when they could easily be cleared by a re-run of activities on that alleged fateful night. Just a quick reconstruction to fill in the gaps and make sure nobody was mistaken.

Surely - you would want to get to the bottom of the mystery to end all mysteries - except the death of Diana - which was a different type of mystery of course.

You got the seamed stockings and beret right - but I smoke Golden Vagina - rolled in liquorice papers so they look like More cigarettes!

My Mum used to say that I looked like a navvy with a white roll-up in my fingers but she said the liquorice looked much more sophisticated and grown-up. lol

It must be horrible being you with your horrible mind-set. You must feel like a very unloved and uncared-for person.

I wanted to help you once - when I thought that you couldn’t read English - but I realise that you are beyond help - and you are just another WhoopsPoops and Wotcha - a rather boring, dull and ineffectual little mollusc that sucks up the dregs from the bottom of the pond - like my tripey posts! lol

You must be such a disappointment to your department!

And if you are not - tell them to read your Anorak posts! You would be sacked on the spot - just for being fucking boring! - But you do write crappy English - and somebody should tell you! lol So I have!

Oi Pam! Don’t go hanging around any plant-pots with plants in! I can see bay trees begging to be released from your gaze.

I see a cactus screaming to be released from your drawing room!

I’m imagine Coco has dragged out his seamed stockings and Gauloises. (The black beret would have already been about, since I see we had a brief dabble with Brother Che a bit earlier.)

So if any media-monitoring units are skulking about - I am just about to murder my Hubby and bury him under the patio. Then I shalll drink my 85% proof home-made Tia Maria and smoke my home-grown skunk.

Tomorrow I will cut down all the Golden Virginia tobacco plants and dry them out in my garage so that I can smoke it and sell it at my local farmer’s market in my local village.

The magistrates and surgeons love my tobacco. It has a twist!

Then - over the weekend I will continue to recruit al Qaeda soldiers from the local take-aways and local hospitals.

At some point next week - I will possibly start work for Group4 security and then do an insider robbery within the next three months.

Then I will go and join the British Army and offer my services to a really subversive Islamic nation like errrrrrr - take your pick ….. lol

Then I will probably go to Buckingham Palace to work as a below-stairs maid and steal oil pintings and put them on ebay.

Media Monitors - Don’t say that you were not warned. The Afghan hound does not go out in the snow! Do you read me? Save this post! lol Love you X

Speak tomorrow - and it may be late when I get home - but I’m thinking of a way to get around this case!

Good night and God Bless you! X

I promisse tomorrow I´ll try to answear you as best as my inglish permit, and , try to type speeder ( I have my doubts),I will answer to your question without passion, I promiss LOLOLOL

GOOD NIGHT

Don’t get too passionate lol- or Anorak will be closed down!!! - But I am interested in how the Portuguese feel about the way the UK has portrayed the PJ in the press.

I have to say that I know how some Spanish police behave because we have lots of holidaymakers from the UK who end up in bother with them - lol - but I cannot fault the way the PJ have behaved because I have so little knowledge of how the police system works in Portugal.

I do know that you have one of the oldest and fairest judiciary in the whole World and that it has been figurative in drug and child crime in recent years.

From my own observations - i cannot see that the PJ have made any mistakes beyond being too gentle and kind in the first few hours and being too courteous and sympathetic to the parents.

However - you appear to have much better laws regarding child-care and I would imagine this is the reason why the PJ were so very gentle - because they knew that although the parents had just possibly had a child abducted - they would have to eventually be sentenced for leaving the children alone in the first place - and didn’t want to make them more upset than they already obviously were!

Then lo and behold - all these Fairy Godfathers and Godmothers appear out of nowhere and there’s no chance of keeping the crime scene clean. The PJ were stitched-up - in my expert judgement - because I am an expert in knowing about how people get stitched-up.

Don’t ask me why! LOL!

Professor Pam - if you are loitering - don’t come in - stay where you are! You give me nightmares! lol

Nice speaking with you G’night
…………………………………………………..
This bloody headline went straight over my bloody head! Good night and God Bless.

Baileys has more booze in it than I thought! Hic!

I am in the UK with no sense………….fullstop LOL

G’night X

Just pass on to your fellow countrymen that there are an increasing number of people becoming more pro-PJ than they may have been led to think by our Press! Our Press appear to be owned by magnates without morals these days!

Gone are the days when owning a newspaper was to inform the public.

Bless you Connie - X

Grande Finale - Are you in Oz? I am in UK with no sense of time! lol

October 16th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Grande Finale - Pray tell or guide me to the source!

I never watch the cricket anymore. Help!
****************************
LOL it is the headline for this Fred from good ol@ Anorak

Nice speaking with you G’night

October 16th, 2008 at 3:49 am
Grande Finale ……. I am sure you have read Connie’s pieces - How do we tell the World that we have tried to get LP off their arses?

The UK is going to be more than a laughing stock on justice by the time the Menezes affair and this M fiasco are over. I am ashamed.
**********************
Justice ? we don’t need justice anymore !

We have Lori Whatsit the journalist to declare who is guilty !

And God old Clarrie to announce the innocent !

I never watch the cricket anymore. Help!